Sing me, Muse, of that lazy teenager who slacked early and often…
Ol’ Chuck needs some remedial mating-call classes…
Take me with you, Lio!
They have a pill for that now…
There may not be definitive proof for the existence of God, but raisin scones are irrefutable proof of the existence of Satan.
Didn’t you ever watch Contagion, RJ? Even Jude Law didn’t look dapper in a hazmat suit!
Reine: I’m not saying anything! … but yes.
There’s a method to her madness … as well as a madness to her method.
That’s not how learning by osmosis works! You’re supposed to fall asleep with the book propped over your face! Knowledge can’t seep through a book cover and pillows!
On the bright side, Billy, the hair hides the farmer’s tan.