“This is a strictly Euclidian gym! We don’t serve fractals here!”
Here’s the plan, Quimp: Con the humans and dragons into fighting each other, then sneak away with the dragonnewts while everyone else is busy.
Norm was thinking with the wrong head…
How would Opus know what “necky nookie nose nibbles” are?
Big L has obviously never watched Vertigo… dressing the new friend in the dead friend’s clothes never works out.
On the other hand, no tree is gonna eat that kite…
From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:
Finally, folks, finally, at long last, Pluggers has weighed in on the trend of wearing baggy pants that sag low enough to expose your underwear, the trend that (according to the impressively detailed and cited Wikipedia article) began over 20 years ago in the mid 1990s, long enough ago that many who were young and hip when it started have since aged into pluggertude, long enough ago that the trend has had time to mostly peter out and then be revived, and here is what Pluggers has to say about it: pluggers simply do not care for it. They do. not. care. for. it. Congratulations, Pluggers, on producing possibly the least surprising Pluggers panel in the entire history of this feature.
Doctor Who: A plank?
Captain: The theory is very simple: You walk along it. At the end, you fall off. Drop one thousand feet… dead.
Isn’t Lio what IT has nightmares about?