The Iceman Runneth (Or tried to …)
Roseanne Roseannadanna: It just goes to show you it’s always symptom!
“Oh, don’t be silly, Papa. You just imagine you heard a boy in here with me!”
((Cough, cough))
I think I can, I think I can …
When he was young, he had ants in his pants — now it’s a cat in his pants.
… and checking each other’s pulse.
Old Joke: Two college boys are at a sorority/ fraternity party —
Boy 1: That pretty coed over there doesn’t seem very intelligent.
Boy 2: I know. She’s been ignoring me all night, too.
What did he expect from a crowd of pil-grims?
The filament must be empty.
“Pepper got into the hot sauce again, that naughty chihuahua. I called the UXD Squad* but I set out out your Hazmat suit In case they don’t get here in time.”
*Unexploded Dog Squad
The Iceman Runneth (Or tried to …)