He heard about it just a few minutes after he lit it.
I knew a 14 year old who was 6’2" and 190 lbs.
Sit down and watch the game with him. As soon as it’s over you pick up the snacks, accidentally spill your drink in his lap, and say, "Oh Honey, as long as you’re up…
I was just wondering… Has there ever been a time in the history of man that there wasn’t a power struggle? Anybody?
Son, pause your game, or you’ll lose it when I shut it off. Now give me those batteries. That was funny…once only.
Too serious, Mom. Even if times get tough, spend a few moments to joke with your kid.
What does it take to make a buzzard blush?
How would he feel about baby killers?
She lied. She must do yoga at least an hour a day.
BC isn’t in the states. I don’t think Canada does that yet.