He’s following Billie and Dolly.
That is called politics, and the first three panels had a pretty good description of the beast.
Fake it. You know te kids.
That was over his head.
Head for the bathroom, Jason. Take a book, because you’ll probably be in there a while.
Then you might give him the old one. Tell him he can paint it almost any way he wants as long as he does the work himself. Nothing allowed that is crude, rude, or rotten.
Hold off on the new car until he’s a competent driver.
Lemont is pedantic and boring. How does he keep such a hot girlfriend?
Remember it until you have bought new glass, replaced the window, and cleaned up the broken glass..
Don’t worry about that, Earl. You can raid the refrigerator, order a pizza, or run out for Chinese.