So what do you call someone who’s always complaining about a grouchy old curmudgeon?
Cynthia never met a catbriar.
It has been a long time since Jimmy Durante laid an egg.
Mmm. Bug guts good!
Welcome to the world of comics.
Can he telecommute?
Watch out for tripwires.
Finances are my orange barrels.
Someone on that board came up with an idea, invented a gadget, patented it (which ain’t cheap), arranged financing, produced the product (which involves a thousand headaches), marketed it, etc. etc. With rare exceptions that required thousands of hours of labor before they ever saw a dime of profit. Then they hired employees who work 8 hours and go home complaining that they do all the work while the bosses get all the money.