i loved photography in college
cue the dark ambient music with discordant overtones
when the cashier tells me to have a nice day, my reply is ’don’t tell me what to do’
wood you stop it!
you can buy dung beetles for pets? no sh…?
i really like how those in charge have arranged that the old series’ Sunday strip falls on a Saturday and then tomorrow, we’ll have another
see? i’m a good straight man too
how do you hug a cactus? very carefully