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  1. 21 days ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

    My first thought was that it’s Jared Kushner.

  2. 22 days ago on Chris Britt

    They’re not just letting it happen, they’re actively helping the GQP do it. What they don’t seem to realize is that if the GQP succeeds in that mission, the media can kiss its existence goodbye. Except for Faux News, of course, which already is the U.S. version of Pravda.

  3. about 1 month ago on That is Priceless

    Before he became a comedian, Father Guido Sarducci was an orthopedic hand surgeon.

  4. about 2 months ago on Super-Fun-Pak Comix

    The product needs different versions to appeal to every possible niche market. How about a Gentile Gentle Genital Lice Shampoo?

  5. about 2 months ago on Super-Fun-Pak Comix

    Like I used to say to my friends, the family that lays together, stays together.

  6. 3 months ago on M2Bulls

    You’re absolutely correct, sipsienwa, and that’s also what my first thought was. That sign would read “YOUR BODY, MY CHOICE”.

  7. 3 months ago on That is Priceless

    The only sure way she can stop them from ogling her breasts is if she slowly eats a banana.

  8. 4 months ago on Matt Davies

    Humankind has ignored all the warning signs and has changed our formerly beautiful planet into an oven. Unfortunately, it’s a self-cleaning oven, and the cleaning cycle has begun.

  9. 4 months ago on Rob Rogers

    As William Shakespeare put it: “The evil that men do lives after them: The good is oft interred with their bones.” I doubt there’s much good to be found in Rummy’s bones, though.

  10. 4 months ago on Working Daze

    To get over the desk, I would sit on it, pivot 180°, and step down on the other side. I imagine Ed would sit on it, pivot 90°, lie down, and fall asleep.