Yoshiro Mori, the former Tokyo Olympic official, had a short one-year stint as Japan’s Prime Minister whose frequent gaffes led a legendary story(?) of meeting then Prez Bill Clinton: “Before the recent G8 summit in Okinawa, Prime Minister Yoshiro Mori was coached in a bit of English. Upon meeting Clinton, he was to say “How are you?” The response was supposed to be “I’m fine, thank you. And you?” Mori was to answer, “Me too.”When they actually met, Mori made a small slip-up and said, “Who are you?”Clinton replied, “I’m Hillary’s husband.” To which Mori replied, “Me too.”
Give hockey officials credit too. They skate miles for 60 minutes or more per game, still break up the most fights, and, though home plate umps can get hit by balls (there too), pucks are just as fast and rock hard!
How about changing “protector” to “prosecutor” and “inauguration” to “impeachment”? Either way, seems like one side is going through a lot of lawyers the second time.
It’s also consistent with the comic, but when it comes to the light at the end of the tunnel, I always warn it could be a truck coming from the other direction to run you over.
At least the King looks receptive. If it was some places these days, those pins may have been disturbed to find them facing a bowling ball on the throne on their visit.
And for dessert, as noted by an old Gary Larson Far Side, hey could go eat a crunchy on the outside, chewy in the middle igloo.