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If it’s not part of an organized competition, then anything goes so long as all parties agree to it.
Especially those e-mails that begin "As stated in my previous e-mail . . . "
Unless he finds a lawyer who already knows unicorns exist, I don’t think he’ll get very far.
He was rotten, but this won’t extract the root of the problem.
Watch out for those squirrels! They eat nuts and kick butts! (Especially Doreen over there . . . )
Old baseball players don’t die, they just have their options declined.
I’d love to have a gatling spoon for when I’m on an ice-cream binge!
If life were really a game, the rules would be a lot more realistic.
Minuend? Subtrahend? What’s the difference?
(BTW, kudos to you for using those terms. That’s the first time I’ve encountered them since seventh grade. I was beginning to think nobody else knew them!)
Maybe he’s like a chipmunk, with cheek pouches that stay dry (no saliva).