“Why do you call him ‘Crazy Uncle Willy’?”
“He hangs upward from the floor.”
Then there’s the version from Dick Solomon on “Third Rock from the Sun”:
“Guns don’t kill people; physics kills people!”
That was the original, clean, and mostly forgotten version. It has a few follow-ups, including:
But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl with the bucket;
And he said to the man,
He was welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.
Genma never looked creepier . . .
And it’s not much easier to teach a dog to shut up.
If you’re not supposed to eat it, why is it called a “scarf”?
As a devout “Bah, humbug,” I don’t find the holidays to be all that busy.
Is that what it looks like when Applejack gets a cold?
Am I the only one who absolutely cannot stand the sound of a rake on a sidewalk? Worse than fingernails on a chalkboard for me (and it’s not even close).
Especially when those same people turn around and say that guns protect people.