I remember a bit from Mitch Hedberg: “I used to play golf. I never got good at it, never got a hole in one. But I did hit a guy; and that is way more satisfying. You’re supposed to yell ‘Fore!’ But I was too busy mumbling, ‘There is no way that is going to hit him.’ I hit a guy in one. What’s par for hitting a guy? One. If you hit a guy in two, you are an a******.”
And suddenly, Phoebe is in a humbleness race with LSH.
It’s a Mobile, Montgomery, and Birmingham home.
Is sparkling toilet water what you get after a unicorn uses the bathroom?
Phoebe must have used her grandparents’ Fixodent. And then she forgot it.
Wow, Benny, that’s twisted!
Wow, that was a terrible impression. Didn’t Booker realize that chopsticks always come in pairs!?
To me, it’s exactly the opposite.
Are those prices for the whole dog, or just the price per dog pound?
Who knew Noah Syndergaard was such a good hitter?