Recent Comments

1. about 10 hours ago on Brevity

   So what are you going to do, call the copse?

2. about 10 hours ago on Dark Side of the Horse

   He’s just waiting for high tide

3. 4 days ago on Thatababy

   Because Flounder is just a name, like Sebastian and Scuttle.

4. 5 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   Too similar to a Sailor Moon villain; he was worried about trademark infringement.

5. 5 days ago on In the Bleachers

   Not even God can hit a one-iron.

6. 5 days ago on Speed Bump

   And this joke actually works better when you pronounce the artist’s name correctly! Great job!

7. 5 days ago on Brevity

   “Who’s on stage?”

   “Yes.”

   “Yes is on stage?”

   “No, Who is on stage.”

   “I’m asking about the band!”

   “No, The Band isn’t playing tonight.”

   “Then who’s playing?”

   “Yes!”

   (Okay, so I can’t do it as well as Slappy and Skippy.)

8. 12 days ago on Ozy and Millie

   Shakespearean flyting! Great idea!

9. 13 days ago on Ink Pen

   Love the name “Lazy Susan of Doom”!

10. 13 days ago on Tank McNamara

    “Also, in my day we had phone booths!”