But we agreed to stick with the Atkins diet.
Well you’d scream too if someone was biting you.
Righty tighty (clockwise), lefty loosy (counter-clockwise). Except in gas fittings. Or if the bolt is pointing down
Most teenagers will tell you that they have 2 regrets. Mom and Dad.
Awake or asleep, anything involving RJ is a nightmare.
20 years ago after visiting my mother we decided to take a road less traveled. We crossed the Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel and took a more leisurely drive through the Eastern Shore of Virginia. Along the way we decided to take a lunch break in Ocean City Maryland. I was carrying my son as we walked along the boardwalk and just as we were passing a group playing hacky sack an errant hit sent it out of play and directly toward me. Much to the astonishment of the group, with my son in my arms, I deftly flicked my elbow and returned the hacky sack into play. It was a total fluke that I did that!
Don’t they call that Beach Handball?
The International Handball Federation’s rules and regulations require men to wear shorts that fall no longer than 10 centimeters (about 4 inches) above their knees. But the rules for women are more specific, and revealing:
“Female athletes must wear bikini bottoms … with a close fit and cut on an upward angle toward the top of the leg,” the rules state. “The side width must be of a maximum of 10 centimeters.”
OK, what are these pods and why do they need a cast. Are they all broken?
When I get a round tuit.
Do you have any green gummies?