Seems like Earl has the talking softly part down. Now he needs a big stick.
… except during sex. Especially when he compares my technique to yours.
Is he married to Marilyn? Has it been seven years already?
Is it any wonder Kirk got “A Piece of the Action”?
We call the guy that picks it up after the festival a “Pile Driver”
I never read it. Was it a slow read?
Besides wishful thinking? I and Arlo, as a bath time sommeliers, take our duties of anticipating our clientele’s wishes very seriously. Of course since I (as well as Arlo) only have one client it’s a pretty easy (on the eyes) job. ;-)
I didn’t know bedbugs liked toe jam.
Being side tracked by a breakfast shop crawl is bound to make anyone late. What’s next? Dunkin Donuts? Tim Hortons? Krispy Kream? And eventually he’ll meet his client at Andre’s
I’ve never had them use that type of vocabulary. I guess their like Curly Howard.