Some say that men are beerly able to cook.
Hammy, some day when you get older you’ll only miss mittens when you can’t find them. Year round!
If I could go back knowing what I know now I’m not sure I would do things differently.
Every step you take leads you to where you are now. So if I took different steps I may not have met my wife.
In my experience the only think that flies into you mouth when you open it is your foot.
Big Brother has always been watching you. Only these days he doesn’t have to sit in a car outside your house.
It did that here today. But at this time of year NO ONE is running around shouting “It’s snowing!” with glee.
Do you think they will be able to Resolve this problem?
I don’t know. I’ve never met aphor.
Senior moment – Like when you put your coffee cup in the microwave to heat it up, do something else while it’s nuking, and then can’t find your coffee cup.