Apparently pet-stores sell something that you can sprinkle on top of dog poop that tastes so bad it discourages dogs from eating it. I have a hard time imagining anything that could taste worse than dog poop. Anything you put on it would be a “topping”
Dad always had to sleep on the couch when Aunt Flo came to our house for her monthly visit.
I went to school with a girl named Brenda Krebs. Once a month she got her Krebs Cycle…
If the hyperspace bypass had been completed on schedule, this “accident” would never have occurred.
The accompanying comic does not exactly make me want to rush out an make this…
Yes, Laverne and Shirley worked at the Schotz Brewery (a deliberate play on the name Schlitz)
I knew a guy that wanted to determine how many planks were on the boardwalk in my hometown. So he started at one end, and started walking and counting the gaps between the boards. No paying attention, he walked right off the end and drowned. Moral of the story: When you’re out of slits, you’re out of pier. (I’m sorry)
“Bring out your dead. Bring out your dead.”
The lost continent of Atlantis.
The Phoenix Fan Fest (formerly Phoenix Comic-Con until San Diego trademarked the name) was last weekend. A group I’m involved with — AZTARDIS (a non-profit Doctor Who Fan Organization) raised over $4,500 for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society.I also got to meet Nichele Nichols and George Takei.