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1. about 20 hours ago on Monty

   I haven’t shaved since 1971. (I worked part-time as a school-bus driver in college, and the most they’d let me have was a mustache. The day I graduated was the last time I ever shaved.)

2. 2 days ago on Mike Luckovich

   Thanks to all who didn’t rise to the troll’s bait. Perhaps without constant reinforcement it’ll finally go away for good.

3. 2 days ago on Mike Luckovich

   I don’t think it was about Kavanaugh. I’m pretty sure Melki was referring to the unholy speed with which Moscow Mitch pushed Amy Coney Barrett’s nomination thru, after having dawdled for months (and continuing to dawdle to this day) on taking up the House-passed COVID-relief bill.

4. 2 days ago on Non Sequitur

   Similar to my own observation: “I believe in free will because, really, what choice do I have?”

5. 2 days ago on Non Sequitur

   If there IS reincarnation, I want to come back as an otter.

6. 2 days ago on Non Sequitur

   Our motto is “Don’t give the DM any ideas!”

7. 2 days ago on Non Sequitur

   At age 76, having spent most of my life overeating and hardly moving, I’m the veritable picture of good health. I chalk it all up to my own fine taste in parentage.

8. 2 days ago on Monty

   Let me guess. The first guy to go was the token black teenager, and the next 2 were the horny ones who snuck off from the rest to get in a quickie, amirite?

9. 2 days ago on Monty

   You think 40 is “The Big One”? Pshaw! When I turned 75 I invited all my friends over to celebrate the REAL Big One: my hundredth. Oh, sure, I could’ve done it the official way and waited another quarter century, but I figured they’d probably all be dead by then.

10. 2 days ago on Candorville

    Zoom is probably going to go down in history alongside kleenex, bubble wrap, zippers, and jet skis as a name trademarked by a profit-making company that became too generic for the company’s own good.

    https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/56667/41-brand-names-people-use-generic-terms