The only haiku I ever wrote:
How to hang TP:
Loose end over front of roll
Unless you have cats.
It was the morning after an all-night party in Valhalla, and the thunder god was still feeling a little frisky. Walking down one of the alabaster corridors, he espied a somewhat disheveled valkyrie coming the other way. Thinking to impress her with his awesomeness, he announced “I’m mighty Thor!” To which she replied “You’re thore? I’m tho thore I can hardly pith!”
Thanks for that (I remark from here in Packerland), and here’s one for you (a classic Snickers commercial):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoX-HkOcEuE
As I recall, skirts for Xmas trees came into vogue during the era when it was considered shocking for a lady to flash an ankle. They even had little skirts for piano legs (tho those may have been meant in jest).
Nice depiction of Chairmen Schiff and Nadler. Even got the relative heights right, despite the fact that we almost always only see them sitting down.
Bill Maher refers to them as Uday and Qusay.
Sorry. Real world. Really happens. A lot.
Somebody should explain to Bill Barr that the attorney general is supposed to be the nation’s top law enforcement officer, not the top partisan enabler.
King Canute sat by the seashore and commanded the tide not to come in as a pointed demonstration to the sycophants in his court that he was not the high, mighty, all-powerful monarch they kept flattering him to be. The resident, if he tried to emulate Canute, would actually expect the tide to recede simply because he said so.
While this arc is tons o’fun, in real life Vikings weren’t notably bigger or stronger than anyone else, just really good at rowing long distances, springing surprises, and not being unduly concerned about collateral damage.