Suspect that line didn’t work on his spouse either.
Must not be Java man then.
Go look for the dancing goats.
“seeing how you forgot to take yer bloomers off a’fore we started back backin’ "
Shotgun wedding and a shotgun divorce.
Now to find a working VCR – feel the burn! Go Cindy Crawford, Go Jane Fonda, Go Richard Simmons, er, wait …
Ah yes, Pres Bush’s variation of the tinkle-down procedure.
wet t-shirt contests for the neighborhood?
I’ve found that popping the lid up and not letting it interfere with the pour can help minimize the mess. It helps, but does not always solve the problem. Our solution at home was to break down and buy a Jura super-auto.
A good super-auto that grinds, presses and espresses the drink might change your mind. Of course they start at around a thousand.