How old ARE you? Kleenexes were introduced in the 20s. ;)
Sauce for the goose
This is the modus operandi in our house, though sometimes the BMF (bed making fairy) sneaks in. She looks a lot like my wife.
“Saying ‘just sayin’ doesn’t make it plausible” – are you reading this Tucker & Faux Nooz?
Gloriously bad puns, everyone. Thanks?
I dunno, finding a used Kleenex in your pocket is pretty gross, too. Coming across the remnants after doing a load of laundry is no fun either.
Supposedly, Napoleon had buttons sewn on the sleeves of his soldiers’ uniforms to prevent that.
These RepubliKKKan cucks have become such snowflakes.
“baseball cap”? Looks more like a John Deere cap ;)
Can we throw in a few sabots?