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  1. 3 days ago on Rose is Rose

    I avoid this problem by not buying food that has a lot of “Edible” waste.

    Plus, the giant Garbage container the Recycling program gave us is too heavy for even most Dogs to knock over or get inside.

  2. 3 days ago on Non Sequitur

    Considering that most “Gunfighters” of that period could not Aim for beans, the guy with the Rock stands a pretty decent chance.

  3. 3 days ago on Non Sequitur

    Actually, since Gators don’t really Chew, what they say about Poodles is:

    “Tickles all the way down.”

  4. 3 days ago on Non Sequitur

    Fun Fact: Igloos were shaped that way so that they looked, from a distance, like a sleeping Polar Bear.

    Even another Polar Bear doesn’t want to wake up a Sleeping Polar Bear.

  5. 3 days ago on MythTickle

    Was he sawing the Sword or the Stone?

  6. 3 days ago on Candorville

    Rosencrantz is referring to the IBM Virtual Universe Operating System – OS/VU

    Running under VU the individual user appears to have not merely a machine of his own, but an entire universe of his own, in which he can set up and take down his own programs, data sets, system networks, personnel, and planetary systems. He need only specify the universe he desires and the OS/VU systemgeneration program (IEHGOD) does the rest. This program will reside in SYS1.GODLIB. The minimum time for this function is 6 days of activity and 1 day of review. In conjunction with OS/VU, all system utilities reside in SYS1.MESSIAH. This program has no parms or control cards as it knows what youwant to do when you execute it.

  7. 3 days ago on Baldo

    I had a couple classmates in High School who had a relationship like this.

    He had to be waiting for her outside the classroom door when the Bell Rang. Meaning he had to sneak out of His classes early.

    Then, he had to sit with her in our classroom until the bell rang while she practiced Makeup techniques on HIS Face. Then, when the class start bell rang, run to his class still wearing the makeup.

    Her former football player father Hated the guy and tried to break them up. She said H3ll No. They got married right after graduation. She told all their friends that she had Ordered him to get her pr3gnant so that her Father could not object.

    Last I heard of them, it was 8 years later and they were still happy together. She Said Jump. He said “Yes Ma’am” and they both loved it that way.

    Oh, and she was one of the two most beautiful girls in the school. The Entire football team hated him But, they were also every one of them afraid of her. She’d never been seen to harm a fly, but, she had that Look in her eye …

  8. 3 days ago on Aunty Acid

    And, enough material for a Great Career in Standup Comedy.

  9. 3 days ago on Baldo

    What a friend we have in Cheeses

    All our Hunger Pains to bear

    What a privilege to carry

    Everything to the table on a plastic tray …

  10. 3 days ago on Brewster Rockit

    And, a Cigar Lighter. Can’t forget the Bolo lighting the guy’s Cigar for him.