Handguns are a much Lighter and easier to Conceal Penis Substitute.
Shoving an AR down your pants leg just doesn’t really work.
And 99% of the Climate Denial was paid for by the Koch Brothers.
One of whom is now Dead.
Mort is busy at his job on the Diskworld. He hardly ever gets a day off.
And, he’s only had One Vacation in 6 Millennia.
It’s the Sean Hannity part that bothers him.
And, she does it Strapless, Backward and in High Heeled Boots.
A Real Man holds his Own Beer.
Bipolar bear only eats Eucalyptus Leaves & Shoots because his Foster Mother was a Koala Bear.
The Kitten wiped his Butt on Les’s goatee attempt.
So, what comes after “Prostitute desperate for work” on the High Heel scale?
She always forgets to take the Money.