His faults do seem to run in the Family.
Or should that be the Trump Memorial Septic Tank?
In one possible Future, water may be in such short supply that you could Sell that piss for good money instead of Wasting it on the Trump Memorial Cactus Patch.
And you think those Players aren’t being invited to attend lots of parties thrown by Rich Fans who also just happened to bring along a few “Ladies” who absolutely Love Football Players ??
And, they don’t even have to Pay them.
Trump is obligated to the Fundamentalist Evangelicals who want War in the Middle East because Jeebus cannot come back to “Rapture” them into Heaven until after the Middle East goes up in flames.
A One and a Zero next to each other are also still Single Digits.
None of the numbers has ever bothered to get married.
Well, except for the time that One married the A and they got rich selling steak sauce.
It was just Moments away from becoming the Tiger who discovered Fire and led the world’s Tigers to develop Civilization.
After cooking & eating all those tasty Humans, of course.
Humans taste Terrible Raw, but with a little “Blackening” on the outside …
I cannot think of any way to eat a fortune cookie withoug Breaking it at some point, even if you plan to eat the fortune.
Once the Cookie meets the Teeth, it’s going to Break.
Unless you have a Serious Dental Emergency going on.
And, why do they have to Ask Him?
Why not just Do It?
It’s not Political Science.