Murphy’s Law Corollary #1: For any given problem there is a solution that is simple, easy to understand and execute, and wrong.
New a guy back in university days when the guys were always trying to wrangle dinners from the girls. A girl he knew was borrowing her dad’s Mercedes and he snuck over at slipped a prank exhaust whistle into the tailpipe. She was freaking out that her dad was going to be mad at her from ruining his car so he offered to take a look if she would cook him dinner. He slid under the car with a wrench, banged in a couple of places, slipped the whistle out of the tailpipe and told her to give it a try again…
Ah yes, the bagpipes. Scotland’s gift to music – that, and the 2 songs that go with it…
Difference between bagpipes and the violin? Nobody cries if you accidentally step on the bagpipes.
Maybe it’s preparatory for mating? Apparently she’s ovalating, Wilson!
I used to send “With Deepest Sympathy” cards to my friends when they got married until my wife made me quit.
It was drawn by the March Hare
My sister & b-i-l used to live in Napa. He used to moonlight as a limo driver often taking people to the vineyards and would sometimes receive a bottle of expensive wine as part of his tip. Neither of them drink so my sister took to making some very expensive fancy vinegars out of them, to the horror of their oenophile neighbors.
I would have picked “Sultana of Swing”.
Shoo fly, don’t bother me.