I’d start by removing his appendix, followed by the table of contents.
The dangers of unrestricted java downloads.
I’d be interested to see what he uses for a firewall…
Poor moose looks absolutely mortarfied.
She’s been hanging around the Bikini Atoll too much.
Heisenberg and Schrodinger are riding in Heisenberg’s car when he gets pulled over for speeding. The cop asks Heisenberg “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg replies “No, but I can tell you exactly where we are.” The cop says “I clocked you doing 78 mph!” Heisenberg wails “Oh great, now we’re lost!” The cop thinks these two are acting suspicious and asks to search the car. Popping open the trunk he calls out “You boys know you’ve got a dead cat in your trunk?” to which Schrodinger exclaims “Well, NOW it is!”
The kid is a budding Khan artist.
Bell ringers just don’t have as much pull as they used to…
For Sale: 1 parachute. Never opened, slight stain.