Lately, Sani-Date would be more popular…
Freezing also kills them. Put your mattress outside for a couple of below 0 days and it will kill them.
Should have become a lab tech.
Did something similar. One of my profs and I frequently pranked each other so on April Fools Day my wife baked him a beautiful black forest cake. I gave it to him in the morning and walked away with a smile on my face. He was stabbing it with pencils, giving pieces away to other faculty members and watching to see if they ran for the bathroom, etc. At around 2pm when he was down to a mangled 1/3 of the cake, I told him the joke was there was nothing wrong with the cake, the joke was that I knew he wouldn’t trust a chocolate cake from me on AF day.
She thought she was the gorilla his dreams…
be very afreud!
Now you’re just getting picky.
Pretty short handles, staff must be dwarves – shouldn’t there be 7?
That was my thought, that his human staff should have been ducking to avoid the laser dot.
at least it wasn’t Spot the dog. That would be cruel.