Most people keep their phone numbers these days, ever since the phone companies gave up trying to impose geographic boundaries on cellphones.
If you shred paper, it can’t be recycled. At least, not in my area.
I saw a mime get a beat down in Venus Beach. The crowd cheered!
I’ve been to ‘Cheeseburger in Paradise’. It’s a chain in Hawaii.
“I like your Christ. Christians, not so much.”
My greyhounds would do tornado dances. Like zoomies, but in smaller areas.
My wife misses the semi-annual library book sales. There should be a big one this Fall.
I buy flea treatment for big dogs and divide each pellet three ways for my small mutts. The big pellets are about two bucks more than the small ones.
One company I worked for built a booth around the computer that ran the security system. I demonstrated a box has six sides. They built it over a raised floor.
“There’s considerable overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.”