Strob: “Here, you dropped this, but it must be broken; all it does is vibrate.”
Call me Ishmael: “Thank heaven ! I’d been forced to resort to my electric toothbrush !”
Funny_Ha_Ha: Dude … that’s not how you hold a neuralyzer so you ain’t men in black. Not a light-saber so no Star Wars. Not shaped like a phasor so not a trekker. You are obviously not holding a marital aid. This must be a summons or a Valentines card.
Knightman: Here’s your stick that was up your……!!!
J Short: Tom tries to threaten Josephine with a piece of old celery.
Anya57: Harrison couldn’t bear to let go of the remote, even When nature called.
Call me Ishmael: “I’m afraid this is our last meeting, Griselda. Amazon has replaced me with a delivery drone.”
d1234dick: mother alice snuck off with her son to help him smoke his joint
Papared25: “Charles, I’m glad you like my eyes. By the way, they’re up here.”
No proof, but I imagine people that work concerts attend more than 135 a year.