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   Veridian said, about 18 hours ago

   Here’s a plan : Next mealtime, SAVE your PopTart…Nibble the Pastry into the SHAPE of a Gun and Then VIOLA" !! the insectoid Jailers will send you back to your comrades for Threatening the Safety of the other Prisoners!!…….
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, about 18 hours ago

   There’s a serious flaw in every one of Dirk’s plans … Brewster!
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   Peabody-Martini said, about 17 hours ago

   Leave it to Brewster to foil Dirk’s plans even when they are on the same side.
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   Tue Elung-Jensen said, about 16 hours ago

   Main issue – the troopers can´t hit a barnyard from any distance.
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   edclectic said, about 15 hours ago

   Must have been a small gun…
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   jreckard said, about 13 hours ago

   Hey, Dirk. Dial it down a bit. Get a life,buoy.
7. 

   Chris Robinson said, about 13 hours ago

   @jreckard

   He would, but Dirk has lost his Zest for life…
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   packratjohn said, about 12 hours ago

   Just to be safe, guard the door.
9. 

   Alphaanddelta said, about 11 hours ago

   Just don’t drop the soap.
10. 

    SciTech Scotty said, about 11 hours ago

    I just Lava good prison escape story!
11. 

    redbaronss said, about 10 hours ago

    Maybe they should just lye around instead.
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    tsandl said, about 10 hours ago

    Clearly, Dirk has studied the freelance police handbook. I wonder if he used shoe polish or Grecian formula? If the latter, he’d better watch himself in the machine shop.
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    Coyoty said, about 9 hours ago

    “Why do you think they’ll think artwork of a gun is an actual gun?”

    “It works for school administrators.”
14. 

    GoodQuestion said, about 9 hours ago

    Reason it took Dirk so long: he used liquid soap . . ☻
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    ChessPirate said, about 9 hours ago

    @Coyoty

    In that case, all they need are their pointed fingers!
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