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1. 

   edclectic said, about 17 hours ago

   I’d certainly rather be right than dead.
2. 

   oldpine said, about 17 hours ago

   Roz should demand a commission.
3. 

   John Pike said, about 16 hours ago

   People are just dying to get to his place. Snerk,snerk,snerk. I always wanted to say that.
4. 

   capnLaz said, about 16 hours ago

   He was right—-dead right—-as they say in the song but he was just as dead as if he were wrong.
5. 

   Bruno Zeigerts said, about 16 hours ago

   Well, he’s never had a backseat driver… when he drove the hearse.
6. 

   Radish said, about 15 hours ago

   The customer is allways right? Most of her customers complain about the food.
7. 

   dukedoug said, about 15 hours ago

   @Radish

   His never complain …
8. 

   uh-oh said, about 14 hours ago

   Pay in advance only?
9. 

   Alexikakos said, about 14 hours ago

   He was right… dead right,
   his case was strong.
   But he was just as dead
   as if he’d been wrong.
   
   My dad used to recite this ditty; other than that, I don’t know where it comes from.
10. 

    Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist said, about 14 hours ago

    He could just eat his customers – seeing he’s a vulture.
11. 

    Citizen GROG! said, about 11 hours ago

    Dead men have no complaints.
12. 

    algurka said, about 10 hours ago

    @Radish

    Yes, but they’re right about it. They’re also silly for coming back for more.
13. 

    RobinHood2013 said, about 10 hours ago

    @John Pike

    Boo, hiss!
14. 

    YokohamaMama said, about 10 hours ago

    @Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist

    How do you know he doesn’t?
15. 

    oldman2013 said, about 8 hours ago

    does the I r s know about it?
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