Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly

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  1. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 17 hours ago

    I’d certainly rather be right than dead.

  2. oldpine

    oldpine said, about 17 hours ago

    Roz should demand a commission.

  3. John Pike

    John Pike said, about 16 hours ago

    People are just dying to get to his place. Snerk,snerk,snerk. I always wanted to say that.

  4. capnLaz

    capnLaz said, about 16 hours ago

    He was right—-dead right—-as they say in the song but he was just as dead as if he were wrong.

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 16 hours ago

    Well, he’s never had a backseat driver… when he drove the hearse.

  6. Radish

    Radish said, about 15 hours ago

    The customer is allways right? Most of her customers complain about the food.

  7. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 15 hours ago

    @Radish

    His never complain …

  8. uh-oh

    uh-oh said, about 14 hours ago

    Pay in advance only?

  9. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 14 hours ago

    He was right… dead right,
    his case was strong.
    But he was just as dead
    as if he’d been wrong.

    My dad used to recite this ditty; other than that, I don’t know where it comes from.

  10. Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist

    Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist said, about 14 hours ago

    He could just eat his customers – seeing he’s a vulture.

  11. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! said, about 11 hours ago

    Dead men have no complaints.

  12. algurka

    algurka said, about 10 hours ago

    @Radish

    Yes, but they’re right about it. They’re also silly for coming back for more.

  13. RobinHood2013

    RobinHood2013 said, about 10 hours ago

    @John Pike

    Boo, hiss!

  14. YokohamaMama

    YokohamaMama said, about 10 hours ago

    @Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist

    How do you know he doesn’t?

  15. oldman2013

    oldman2013 said, about 8 hours ago

    does the I r s know about it?

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