The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
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emptc12 said, 1 day ago
Can’t he be the water boy? (A little dry humor, here.)
jimmyh43105
said, 1 day ago
But he’s so wrapped up in baseball!
ChessPirate said, 1 day ago
I bet he’s pretty good at “how long can you hold your breath?”
Coyoty
said, 1 day ago
It’s more of a vampire’s game. They’re (super)naturally bat boys.
oldman2013 said, 1 day ago
I want my mummy
Bobzilla said, about 21 hours ago
Stick a couple of feathers in him and use him for a shuttlecock.
Sisyphos said, about 16 hours ago
Aww, give him a chance, Mr. Manager, lest he get all unravelled over this….
edclectic said, about 10 hours ago
Tut-tut, coach.
Perkycat said, about 5 hours ago
Great comments!