The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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Sisyphos said, about 12 hours ago
Risky behavior in the lab, huh?
Ryan (probably the older Ryan) said, about 12 hours ago
Get it on!
Bailey said, about 8 hours ago
I’ve always wondered why saliva is so… saliva and normal when it’s in ones mouth… and so totally vile when it’s in a vial.
emptc12 said, about 7 hours ago
Life among the Nerds. Saliva analysis is probably one of their duties at the lab. She loves it when he talks duty.
oldman2013 said, about 5 hours ago
drollllllllllllll
ChessPirate said, about 4 hours ago
Nerd scientist pickup line number 34.
omwae said, about 2 hours ago
HAH!! the offices i come from – swapping name badges is considered foreplay
Coyoty
said, 25 minutes ago
@oldman2013
droooool