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1. 

   Linux0s said, about 19 hours ago

   1/3 the calories = 1/3 the taste.
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   simpsonfan2 said, about 19 hours ago

   If lite/diet versions were as good as regular, they wouldn’t make the regular.
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   Odd Dog said, about 19 hours ago

   A moment on the lips, a month on the hips. But oh it tastes so good.
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, about 19 hours ago

   I usually buy fat free cheese slices … and put them on my burgers.
   I’m sure there’s a contradiction in there somewhere…
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   Bilan said, about 18 hours ago

   Since it’s still only the first day, God is wondering: What the heck is a ranch?
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   SusanSunshine said, about 17 hours ago

   This all happened back in His salad days.
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   Dogsniff said, about 15 hours ago

   Hail Caesar!
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   J. Short said, about 15 hours ago

   He then went on to create MSG, “natural flavors”, artificial flavors,(one of my favorites) high fructose corn syrup, partially hydrogenated oils, potassium sorbate and calcium disodium EDTA.
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   Francis Lapeyre said, about 14 hours ago

   “Introducing ‘Lite’: the new way to spell “light” but with 20 per cent fewer letters."
   - Jerry Seinfeld
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    Citizen GROG! said, about 13 hours ago

    I don’t buy Ranch. Lite or dark.
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    emptc12 said, about 13 hours ago

    How many Calories in a Universe? Maybe quasars are the Supreme Being cutting back the excess, like crusts around the edges.
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    merrie7137 said, about 13 hours ago

    That’s exactly how I feel about all that diet crap!
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    Peter Crockett said, about 13 hours ago

    I refuse to buy, or consume anything with the word lite, or diet on the label as that is assuredly a sign of the addition of bastardized foods, that if consumed over long periods of time will bring poor health & obessity. Consuming those products is like going out & looking for cancer
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    nighthawks said, about 12 hours ago

    you are what you eat
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    Number Six said, about 12 hours ago

    I’m relieved to see he’s not eating it undressed.
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