Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer

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  1. Randy_B

    Randy_B GoComics PRO Member said, about 13 hours ago


  2. Tirasmol

    Tirasmol said, about 9 hours ago

    You can sell kids too, in certain parts of the world. So… anyone want a slightly used 16 year old? He’s housebroken.

  3. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, about 8 hours ago


    The ones from China are cheaper. And they can build Macs.

  4. Kaputnik

    Kaputnik said, about 8 hours ago

    I’m typing this on my 7 year old MacBook. It developed severe personality disorders which have been fixed by wiping it and installing Xubuntu Linux.

  5. Jeff0811

    Jeff0811 said, about 8 hours ago

    Never had a Mac. No particular bias for or against, I just always thought you got more for your money with a PC. So I sometimes wonder if Macs are worth the extra money. Also I believe whatever choice a woman makes is between her and her god. No one else can make that choice for her.

  6. Cozmik Cowboy

    Cozmik Cowboy said, about 8 hours ago


    No thanks – I’ve had 3 of them already; they move out before they finally do get housebroken (but their wives assure they’re making progress)

  7. hi there

    hi there said, about 7 hours ago

    Pardon me for being totally dumb, but if this cartoon is from 2007, what does it have to do with voting for Hilary?

  8. WaitingMan

    WaitingMan said, about 6 hours ago

    Fox News is having a fit 24/7/365.

  9. cdnalor

    cdnalor said, about 6 hours ago

    @hi there

    She was running against Obama for the Democratic nomination.

  10. Bruce Lee

    Bruce Lee said, about 6 hours ago

    I’ve always felt the depreciation rate was lower on cars……

  11. p51strega

    p51strega said, about 6 hours ago


    Wiley, Coyoty.

  12. Apikoros: Shlomo Hecksler

    Apikoros: Shlomo Hecksler said, about 6 hours ago

    The Hebrew Bible supplies instructions on how to sell one of your children for profit. Or debt-forgiveness.

  13. PoodleGroomer

    PoodleGroomer said, about 4 hours ago

    Pepsi. Anybody that set Michael Jackson’s head on fire should be patronized.

  14. ChessPirate

    ChessPirate said, about 3 hours ago

    Hey, no fair! I can’t have Lesbian sex!

  15. AtypicalReader

    AtypicalReader said, about 3 hours ago

    Buying a kid is just pointless…go down to the orphanage and see if you can arrange a long-term lease.

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