Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

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  1. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, about 18 hours ago

    That’s it! Wait until he’s gasping for air and make your escape!

  2. vibjyor

    vibjyor said, about 18 hours ago

    I am too anxious right now to know what will happen when dad comes to know. It is really nerve wracking.

  3. userdce

    userdce said, about 18 hours ago

    this is all HIS fault

  4. sundaram_gayathri

    sundaram_gayathri said, about 18 hours ago

    now now calvin.. why are u bringing hobbes in ? it was you who broke the binoculars ..

  5. EMET

    EMET said, about 18 hours ago

    Coronary: a song played during a coronation.

    Who needs binoculars when you could just walk closer to what you are looking at?

  6. ladywolf17

    ladywolf17 said, about 18 hours ago

    I’m very happy right now, so I’m sorry that I can’t help you right now Calvin.

  7. kpeiyin

    kpeiyin said, about 18 hours ago

    Hobbes, you are not helping, are you? Good luck to you, Calvin!

  8. charlie37133

    charlie37133 said, about 17 hours ago

    ah a delightful plan. in all the confusion, sneak away and head for canada for their birthday and free cake

  9. musicnut1986

    musicnut1986 said, about 17 hours ago

    WE, Kimo Saubie?

  10. carmy

    carmy said, about 17 hours ago

    A coronary for Dad?! You’re freaking me out, Calvin!

  11. JFri

    JFri said, about 17 hours ago

    EMET you just wander real close to that grizzly for a good look, OK? Thanks!!

  12. Macnologies

    Macnologies said, about 17 hours ago

    Bad Calvin! :P

  13. BC13

    BC13 said, about 17 hours ago

    Calvin, he could just go balistic.

  14. grazer

    grazer said, about 16 hours ago

    Good thinking, Calvin….you can make your getaway hiding in the ambulance under dad’s gurney.

  15. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, about 16 hours ago

    EMET said,
    Who needs binoculars when you could just walk closer to what you are looking at?

    Like JFri said, don’t try this with a Grizzly. They can run 40 mph up hill.

    ————-

    Calvin, choose one of the following:
    a) Hobbes did it.
    b) Someone stole them.
    c) They fell out of the overhead bin when I was doing that barrel roll.
    d) Susie did it to get me in trouble.
    e) All of the above.

  16. Sebastian Van Uytfange

    Sebastian Van Uytfange said, about 15 hours ago

    Indeed, it is always the parents’ fault when their kids break something. At least, that’s what I said when I wrecked the car.

  17. Leonardeuler

    Leonardeuler said, about 14 hours ago

    Yukoner: insulting Susie is even worse than breaking those binoculars.

  18. pittfall

    pittfall said, about 14 hours ago

    Hobbes always has the right answers.

  19. carpetinwater9

    carpetinwater9 said, about 13 hours ago

    Things could be worse! At six years old life goes on to better things to break.

  20. Lewreader

    Lewreader said, about 12 hours ago

    Honest Dad, I was just looking at them and they broke

  21. rshive

    rshive said, about 12 hours ago

    That’s it Calvin, blame the victim. You’re almost sounding like a politician now.

  22. N7326F

    N7326F said, about 11 hours ago

    Pleeeeezeeee……….Don’t mention Calvin and politics in the same sentence….aren’t we in enough trouble now???

  23. Macushlalondra

    Macushlalondra said, about 10 hours ago

    Charlie has it right. Calvin can come to Canada for some left over Canada day cake. Oh is it good, strawberries in the pattern of a maple leaf. Yummy!

  24. Paul M.

    Paul M. said, about 9 hours ago

    First Timer Here… Posting that is.

    http://comics.com/peanuts/2009-07-02/

    Lucy knew what to do some 20 years earlier.

  25. Goodquestion

    Goodquestion said, about 9 hours ago

    Coronary? I thought that was a little yellow bird that tweets and pesters Sylvester.

  26. musicnut1986

    musicnut1986 said, about 9 hours ago

    Calvin, play the Blame Game.
    Example: “Moe did it”!

  27. Kerovan

    Kerovan said, about 8 hours ago

    If I remember right, tomorrow we get to see the damage. Dad’s reaction will be delayed a couple of days.

  28. Drystyha

    DrystyhaGenius_badge said, about 8 hours ago

    JFri, you crack me up!!

  29. Ivy0730Lcsq

    Ivy0730Lcsq said, about 8 hours ago

    not a very good IDEA, Calvin!

  30. bmonk

    bmonk said, about 8 hours ago

    Hey, when you’re desperate, you’ll think of anything that might work! Go, Calvin!!

  31. cleokaya

    cleokaya said, about 8 hours ago

    Dad, why did you loan me broken binoculars?

  32. JonD17

    JonD17 said, about 7 hours ago

    Musicnut, that is a fantastic album; bring back many fond memories
    ( yeh yeh here comes the off-topic police)

  33. eeyores

    eeyores said, about 7 hours ago

    …. it’s already big punishment to feel soooooooo bad for such a long time ;-) oooohhh calvin……..

  34. Gene Strattmann

    Gene Strattmann said, about 7 hours ago

    Why keep punishing us ? I think it’s about time for Dad to find out that it is all Susie’s fault somehow or another.

  35. marvee

    marveeGenius_badge said, about 6 hours ago

    Calvin is all panicked about what might happen HIM, but thinks a heart attack for Dad is a great idea. Children are basically self-centered and we don’t improve much.

  36. bmonk

    bmonk said, about 6 hours ago

    @Yukoner and JFri, that pretty much applies to watching bison also. For a big animal, they are fast and agile, and unpredictable. Best to stay off and use the binocs.

  37. bald

    bald said, about 6 hours ago

    cleokaya: i like your response !

    i wonder if maybe dad didn’t make a switcharoo and put a pair of dime store binoculars in place knowing how calvin is

  38. Stede_Bonnet

    Stede_Bonnet said, about 5 hours ago

    I have editted out the first panel “We’re doomed! We’re doomed!” Calvin to use as my screen saver. ;-)

  39. unemandarine

    unemandarine said, about 5 hours ago

    Yup it’s dad’s fault…. Calvin you’re in BIG trouble.

  40. Terry

    Terry said, about 5 hours ago

    Bald: That’s what I have been thinking the last two days. We’ll see I guess!

  41. Tiger1183

    Tiger1183 said, about 2 hours ago

    Goodquestion:
    No thats a canary ^^

    Hobbes has the right idea, just tell him. Most people will forgive and forget… but it IS expensive. Tell him and/or run. Tough decision ^^