New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis

New Adventures of Queen Victoria

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  1. leftwingpatriot

    leftwingpatriot said, about 24 hours ago

    Shouldn’t the groom be the primary suspect?

  2. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 23 hours ago

    The Butler did it …

    Or was it Colonel Mustard in the Library with the axe ?

  3. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 23 hours ago

    “Repeat after me: The life of the wife is ended by the knife.” (Stewie Griffin)

  4. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 22 hours ago

    And if it had gone the other way….

    THE BREAD-KNIFE BALLAD” By: Robert Service


    A little child was sitting
    Upon her mother’s knee,
    And down her cheeks the bitter tears did flow;
    And as I sadly listened
    I heard this tender plea;
    ’Twas uttered in a voice so soft and low:—


    Please, Mother, don’t stab Father with the bread-knife,
    Remember ‘twas a gift when you were wed.
    But if you must stab Father with the Bread-knife,
    Please, Mother, use another for the bread.


    “Not guilty!” said the Jury,
    And the Judge said: “Set her free;
    But remember, it must not occur again;
    And next time you must listen
    To your little daughter’s plea,”
    Then all the Court did join in this refrain:—


    I wish I could find this set to the original music, but I still enjoy just reading it.

  5. Observer fo Irony

    Observer fo Irony said, about 18 hours ago

    The Elf must have had a pleased look on its face.

  6. cdward

    cdward said, about 18 hours ago

    I never trusted that elf.

  7. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, about 17 hours ago

    Was it an Elf Inflicted Wound?

  8. emjaycee

    emjaycee GoComics PRO Member said, about 16 hours ago


    Groan. Please, gnome more puns!

    [All kidding aside, that was a good one! :) ]

  9. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 14 hours ago

    Music by Danny Elf-man.
    (ducking now)

  10. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, about 12 hours ago

    The elf is a member of a Santaic cult.

  11. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 10 hours ago


    I see what you did there !!!

  12. ckham

    ckham said, about 7 hours ago

    Time to clobber the Elf with the Shelf (a.k.a. Shelf on an Elf).

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