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1. 

   Shikamoo said, about 12 hours ago

   Try bleeep, bleeep and bleeep.

2. 

   joeday07 said, about 12 hours ago

   Just a little bleeep, with bleeep, and bleeep
   then popcorn and candy for the kids

3. 

   wndrwrthg said, about 12 hours ago

   “First you take “Ala ka zot”, then add “Frammin at the Jim-Jam, then a touch of “Frippiin at the Krotz”.

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   Yukoner said, about 12 hours ago

   Half the kids I know would be able to fill in the blanks.

5. 

   Gweedo Murray said, about 11 hours ago

   Or “Jammin at the Crotch” if women are involved !

6. 

   patpel777 said, about 11 hours ago

   how about snap crackl and pop

7. 

   grazer said, about 10 hours ago

   Easy formula to figure out….

   First you take [NITROGLYCRIN]
   Then add [A MATCH]
   Then a touch of [911]

8. 

   McGehee said, about 6 hours ago

   First you take Wile E. Coyote, add a touch of Marvin the Martian, and mix thoroughly with Yosemite Sam.

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   paul345 said, about 5 hours ago

   Where’s the ka-boom? There was supposed to be a big ka-boom!

10. 

    rshive said, about 5 hours ago

    Not only the editors. But probably the Wizard Union as well.

11. 

    Bdaysuit said, about 5 hours ago

    I wonder what they’re celebrating in Id?

12. 

    AddADadaAdDad said, about 4 hours ago

    Whoosh! !!BLEEP!!

13. 

    EMET said, about 3 hours ago

    FIRE WORKS OF COLOR

    Fear of God , the palette’s red
    Wisdom begins from head to head
    Red means ‘stop’: our ow free will has set human minds on pedestals. Worship the man within the mirror; HaShem’s vengeance you don’t fear

    The Lords’ hand drops us one step down
    Blaze orange is the hunter’s gown
    Man’s foolish wisdom makes us weak
    True wisdom the big game we seek
    We’ll stand in wilderness - no man’s land
    Will Satan or our Christ command?

    To yellow lights, the caustions flash
    For demons and the saints will clash
    The Holy Spirit shall guard and fight
    to shine the Torah in our sight
    Drop to your knees when colors blend
    Clear righteous truth ours to defend

    False pride is gone, the light is green
    Our path seems clear, just one between
    The quest for wisdom must humble you
    For green leads toward a darker hue

    In human form the king descended
    No pain about his life pretended
    Man’s trial was injustice cruel
    Raises Jesus’ heart to be true blue

    Then blending of the blue and red
    Shoots royal blood into Christ’s head
    Robes of purple ripped from his shoulder
    Elevates disciples to get bolder
    An eagle’s wings sheds saving grace
    Upon servants’ lives:
    Fire works in place.

    Full circle round the color wheel
    To visualize makes truth so real
    Revolve to go and finish the race
    toward rest at green - a valley place
    Foundations of a kingdom lush
    God’s hand retains the painters brush

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    GJ_Jehosaphat said, about 3 hours ago

    paul345 - Re “Where’s the ka-boom? There was supposed to be a big ka-boom!”

    Sounds like something Boris Badenough from the Rocky & Bullwinkle Show would say when he lights a bomb….

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    ozzimandius said, about 2 hours ago

    HOwever that one in particular is Marvin the Martian when trying to blow up Earth which was obstructing his view of something or another. Whers’s the Boom there was suposed to be an Earth shattering Kaboom??, and yah see Bugs Bunny had run of with the (insert funky sientific name here)_which basiclly loked to be a threaded Fire Cracker

16. 

    migmenar said, about 2 hours ago

    sensura, algo de lo que aun no podemos liberarnos.

    muy buen golpe

17. 

    yyyguy said, about 2 hours ago

    the illudium q36 space modulator

18. 

    jabo said, 24 minutes ago

    Happy 4th of July to everyone and keep freedom ongoing (so the comics can be read the next day. It is our service men and women who make that happen! Walk on Guilded Splinters:Dr. John the Nightripper