Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. leftwingpatriot

    leftwingpatriot said, about 13 hours ago

    You know what else genetics is responsible for?
    Damn you, gene pool!

  2. Kaputnik

    Kaputnik said, about 12 hours ago

    He should have been neighbor Jim. You can’t Fixx your genes.

  3. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 12 hours ago

    The new credo: “No pain, you’re sane.”

  4. baddawg1989

    baddawg1989 said, about 12 hours ago


    Good one on the running guru who died…while running.

  5. drosedrosedrose

    drosedrosedrose GoComics PRO Member said, about 12 hours ago

    Every fatty in the world will love today’s PBS

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 12 hours ago

    Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.

  7. cdgar

    cdgar said, about 12 hours ago

    Ack! Where can I get some Genetic Insurance quick?

  8. jimmjonzz

    jimmjonzz said, about 11 hours ago

    The genetic deck is stacked against me. My parents, at least one grandparent, all of my siblings, and a significant fraction of aunts uncles and cousins related by blood all have been diagnosed with diabetes and the commonest cause of death so far has been heart disease. This includes those who have eaten properly and exercised regularly and neither smoked nor drank. In my immediate nuclear family, only I have escaped both diagnoses. I only started seriously trying to lose weight this past March. According to the body mass index I’ve slipped out of the “obese” category into the merely “overweight” designation… by losing 16% of my starting weight of 237 pounds. I’m still losing. And, you know, I still find today’s strip FUNNY!

  9. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, about 11 hours ago

    The red shirts are always the first to go.

  10. Mikel V

    Mikel V said, about 11 hours ago

    If ‘living’ is the same as ‘endure’, I would prefer one song from The Beatles than a full album of Justin Bieber.

  11. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, about 11 hours ago

    Not overweight, huh? From what I can see there you sure look like Stephan with a dinner counter hiding most of your gut for a guy who claims to not be overweight.

  12. TMO1

    TMO1 GoComics PRO Member said, about 11 hours ago

    Probably a reference to what happened to the famous runner, Jim Fixx.

  13. phylum

    phylum said, about 10 hours ago

    no…..death is funny that way….ha ha ha ha…

  14. Arianne

    Arianne said, about 9 hours ago

    Sooner or later, we’re all dealt that royal flush.

  15. daDoctah

    daDoctah said, about 9 hours ago

    My doctor hates me when he reaches the lifestyle questions. I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I don’t do drugs. I’d love to be healthier, but I’ve got nothing to give up!

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