Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. tazz555

    tazz555 GoComics PRO Member said, about 11 hours ago

    Should I hit Pastis with a bat or should you

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 11 hours ago

    And remember, you should always use one before casually looking through a book; loof before you leaf.

  3. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 11 hours ago

    Loof du jour?

  4. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, about 11 hours ago

    @tazz555

    With a bat? No, go with a piano dropped from a rope on a pulley from the ceiling.

  5. thegrift

    thegrift said, about 10 hours ago

    oof!

  6. Depthcharge631

    Depthcharge631 said, about 10 hours ago

    You’re going too far when you include the always thoughtful and intellectual Goat as the mouthpiece for your puns, Mr. Pastis! He’s the one who is supposed to close his eyes in exasperation when the OTHER characters are guilty of performing your gags…
    ;-)

  7. corzak

    corzak said, about 10 hours ago

    @Depthcharge631

    Rat is unavailable . . . hitting Pastis with a bat off-screen . . .

  8. Badeyes

    Badeyes said, about 9 hours ago

    It’s only a quick stop at Big 5 and a 90 min drive. First go will be a wiffle ball bat, then if it continues we can work our way up.

  9. A Common 'tater

    A Common 'tater said, about 9 hours ago

    @Depthcharge631

    I’m not sure any of the other characters would have been comfortable using a word like “aloof”.

  10. BartJ385

    BartJ385 said, about 9 hours ago

    Where’s the panel with Rat beating Pastis

  11. Mario9919

    Mario9919 said, about 8 hours ago

    A talking loofah? This is a first. Then again, Pastis did have talking objects in the strip in the past. But some of those objects had hands and legs. And some had eyes and mouths. This is just a magic loofah that can float. It must be a magic loofah. Does it grant wishes?

  12. Wiselad

    Wiselad said, about 8 hours ago

    found a bat for Rat http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/Big-eared-townsend-fledermaus.jpg

  13. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, about 7 hours ago

    @tazz555

    No, whack him with a soap-on-a-rope!

  14. gopher gofer

    gopher gofer said, about 7 hours ago

    i’ve never seen an aloofer loofah

  15. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 7 hours ago

    Unworthy of Cartoon-Boy’s more usual exquisitely crafted puns, this simple wordplay should have been scrubbed.
    —Or, we could hit Cartoon-Boy over the head with a bat….

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