Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Squizzums

    Squizzums said, about 6 hours ago

    Tip your waitresses!

  2. Kali39

    Kali39 said, about 6 hours ago

    Oh, no, I’m waiting for a joke. Haven’t heard one yet, though…

  3. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, about 6 hours ago

    In one ear and out the other, Lenny.

  4. danfromfreddybeach

    danfromfreddybeach said, about 6 hours ago

    Hey look, it’s Lemmy Youngman.

    Take my wife, please. (applause)

  5. Bilan

    Bilan said, about 6 hours ago

    @danfromfreddybeach

    I don’t get no respect. I asked my wife if we should jump off the cliff, she said “Why don’t you go on ahead.”

  6. Wiselad

    Wiselad said, about 6 hours ago

    he is not Lenny Lemming, he is Lenny Pastis

  7. JusSayin

    JusSayin said, about 5 hours ago

    Wasn’t he in Motörhead?

  8. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 5 hours ago

    Wocka wocka!

  9. Kaputnik

    Kaputnik said, about 5 hours ago

    If life gives you lemmings, make lemming-ade.

  10. awgiedawgie

    awgiedawgie GoComics PRO Member said, about 5 hours ago

    Oh sure, I saw the sign, but I don’t believe everything I read.

  11. gopher gofer

    gopher gofer GoComics PRO Member said, about 4 hours ago

    @Kaputnik

    i seem to recall a ron popeil ad about a ronco lemmingader…

  12. Arianne

    Arianne said, about 4 hours ago

    I think Pig was wistfully looking at the Exit sign, stage left.

  13. Egrayj

    Egrayj said, about 2 hours ago

    @Bilan

    Danfromfreddybeach has it right. Your comment is Rodney Dangerfield, not Henny Youngman. Both great comedians.

  14. mjb515

    mjb515 said, about 2 hours ago

    Don’t you have a cliff you need to jump off, Lenny?

  15. jreckard

    jreckard said, about 1 hour ago

    Lenny and his sidekick Jack Lemming make an odd couple.

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