Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 9 hours ago

    Is he called a bouncer because he bounces when he’s thrown out the door?

  2. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, about 9 hours ago

    I’d rather NOT see the lad cry.

  3. cdgar

    cdgar said, about 9 hours ago

    Pathetic bouncer.

  4. Bilan

    Bilan said, about 9 hours ago

    Perhaps if you refuse to leave, he hacks your Facebook account.

  5. A Common 'tater

    A Common 'tater said, about 8 hours ago

    @Bilan

    He may as well hack mine, I never use it any more.

  6. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 8 hours ago

    He’s a bouncer because he bounces into court every time he assaults someone?

  7. Wiselad

    Wiselad said, about 8 hours ago

    he said he qualifies because he uses Bounce, never Snuggle, Gain or Suavitel

  8. John Smith

    John Smith said, about 4 hours ago

    @A Common 'tater

    Don’t leave us hanging, why don’t you use your Facebook account any more? How long did you use it? How many friends did you have? Tell us all!

  9. Arianne

    Arianne said, about 4 hours ago

    This rings a bell. He cries “Oyez, oyez, oyez!”, right?

  10. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 4 hours ago

    Bruiser Bruce, the crying bouncer. I predict a short career and an unhappy one.

  11. Reader

    Reader said, about 2 hours ago

    What is Pig drinking?

  12. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, about 2 hours ago

    Maybe he bounces checks.

  13. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, about 2 hours ago

    reminds of my boot camp days, chief put a large somewhat dumb boy in charge just because he was hugh, slap his wrist and he would break down…and ‘cry nobody loves me’

  14. Observer fo Irony

    Observer fo Irony said, about 2 hours ago

    I bet he eats quiche too. Real men don’t cry and they don’t eat quiche. Real men tell their women No and say Yes after a night on the couch.

  15. ArthurAllen

    ArthurAllen said, 30 minutes ago

    Maybe tomorrow they’ll show a female “bouncer.”

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