Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. leftwingpatriot

    leftwingpatriot said, about 10 hours ago

    Since it’s Larry, I’m certain it’s not top-shelf stuff.

  2. Mikel V

    Mikel V said, about 10 hours ago

    The bright side is that those annoying kids will be more amicable with all that tequila on them

  3. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, about 10 hours ago

    Larry Crocodile as a clown is worse than Herschel Krustofski.

  4. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, about 10 hours ago

    For once, I agree with Larry!

  5. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, about 9 hours ago

    At that party the kids probably would be doing tequila shots BEFORE Larry even showed up.

  6. Bilan

    Bilan said, about 8 hours ago

    Now all of the kids will be asking for Larry at their parties.

  7. chithing

    chithing GoComics PRO Member said, about 6 hours ago

    @Mikel V

    I’ve never known tequila to make anyone more amicable. Usually, they become invisible and bullet-proof (just ask them).

  8. whiteheron

    whiteheron said, about 5 hours ago

    Wait until you see what’s in the piñata.

  9. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, about 5 hours ago

    Larry should charge by the spritz.

  10. kea

    kea said, about 4 hours ago

    wondering when we’re getting back to something funny

  11. Dave

    Dave said, about 2 hours ago

    It’s like that famous Eagles’ song:

    “It’s another Tequila Surprise
    Squirting slowly in my eye
    Said goodbye.
    He was just a hired clown
    Working on the kids he planned to main
    The Crocs are lame”

    Or something like that.

  12. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, about 2 hours ago

    I’m hearing “Tequila” by the Champs in my head right now.

    Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo …

  13. Robin Westgate

    Robin Westgate said, about 2 hours ago

    @hariseldon59

    Ecch, same here. Thanks Stephan, now I’m gonna have that song stuck in my head all day…:-P

  14. angelfiredragon

    angelfiredragon said, about 2 hours ago

    come on I have to have a job somewhere, this is the cruddiest one that would hire me, he says. I hate kids, I hate people, I hate work but I gotta live somehow.

  15. Mikel V

    Mikel V said, 38 minutes ago

    @chithing

    What, bulletproof?? Definitively I wouldn’t like to be at your parties!

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