Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 11 hours ago

    Unless the kitchen is in Alaska, the plan’s not working.

  2. Bilan

    Bilan said, about 11 hours ago

    Do you think it’s easy to run the microwave for the chili and cheese?

  3. Mario9919

    Mario9919 said, about 10 hours ago

    Oh Pig! You’re so STUPID!

  4. Jerry Kelly

    Jerry Kelly said, about 9 hours ago

    Oooh – there is a name for what ails Steph! http://www.themarysue.com/witzelsucht-pun-disease/

  5. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 9 hours ago



    You’ll forget chili fries, Pig, after you try…


    POUTINE   !   !   !

    (POUTINE!!! is a recipe link.)

  6. A Common 'tater

    A Common 'tater said, about 9 hours ago

    Apparently, it requires more calories in the effort to eat celery, than the celery can impart.

  7. KZ71

    KZ71 said, about 9 hours ago

    Wow, I read this strip five times for a pun before I realized it wasn’t one… I’ve gotten desensitized!

  8. Dave4B

    Dave4B said, about 9 hours ago

    Is this the start of a week of Pig-on-a-diet jokes?
    Or is it Saturday?

  9. A Common 'tater

    A Common 'tater said, about 7 hours ago

    @Alexikakos

    Thank you for that link.
    I’d never heard of Poutine before this morning, but it sounds and looks delicious. I will definitely try it with the mozzarella cheese substitute.

  10. Jonathan Mason

    Jonathan Mason said, about 6 hours ago

    @KZ71

    It’s called a joke

  11. riotta rigotta

    riotta rigotta said, about 5 hours ago

    You eat all those chili fries, Pig and you’ll not only be winded you’ll be breaking….

  12. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 5 hours ago

    Gee, Pig, I’d really miss the milkshake to accompany the chili cheese fries!
    Be still, my beating heart! —Like Pig’s. Pig? Pig?! 911!

  13. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, about 4 hours ago

    @riotta rigotta

    or bound up, constipation… not funny!

  14. John Smith

    John Smith said, about 4 hours ago

    You’ve got to give Pig some credit, at least he has started to make changes. Like the old saying “It is easier to steer a moving ship than one that its sitting its butt in front of a computer reading comics”

  15. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 3 hours ago

    @A Common 'tater



    “Thank you for that link.”

    You’re welcome. Even if you have badly made poutine somewhere (A&W, take note.), it’s like hearing Beethoven’s fifth played on a kazoo; you know there’s a better version somewhere.

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