Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, about 10 hours ago

    As a donation shed attendant for The Salvation Army, I sometimes jokingly say to the donor who’ve brought their children or pets that I don’t children or animals, but this here is ridiculous.

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 10 hours ago

    What’s a secondhand cartoonist fetch these days — a bologna sandwich and a matchbook?

  3. Wiselad

    Wiselad said, about 9 hours ago

    Like Urkel would say, “I am wearing her down”, as Pastis wife gave him back the basket…… how sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Juice- Bruce

    Juice- Bruce said, about 5 hours ago

    Say “Good Night Dear”…………………..

  5. Observer fo Irony

    Observer fo Irony said, about 5 hours ago

    Beware of the 3-blind mice with deep pockets.

  6. Arianne

    Arianne said, about 5 hours ago

    I was going to say, at least she hasn’t kicked him to the curb. But, apparently, their relationship is beyond salvation.

  7. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, about 4 hours ago

    The Salvation Army will reject Toon Boy too.

  8. Justjoking

    Justjoking said, about 4 hours ago

    Put anything out on the curb that looks remotely usable, and it will be gone in five minutes. Of course Toon Boy might lose his basket again.

  9. avocet13

    avocet13 said, about 3 hours ago

    I’m done with this guy. Passive aggressive swipes at his ex-wife are not funny.

  10. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 2 hours ago

    Love the Pregnant Pause in panel 3. Staci knows what she is doing. Maybe Cartoon-Boy will get lucky and some kindly couple will adopt him as their own little Gift from Heaven (if he stops pouting)!

  11. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, about 2 hours ago

    and his favorite bowling ball! ….and Yikes! she left her broom out there, and just a few days until halloween, how will she ever travel.

  12. defunctdoormat

    defunctdoormat said, about 2 hours ago


    Too bad for you and your anger, he’s not actually divorced, or separated. He’s happily married, and this is just a comic strip.

  13. dbmeyer99

    dbmeyer99 said, about 1 hour ago


    some people are literally too literal… literally.

  14. nosirrom

    nosirrom said, about 1 hour ago

    Stephan must live in the south, because he has a sleeping porch.

  15. saddenedby

    saddenedby GoComics PRO Member said, 40 minutes ago

    what if……………….
    it snows and pastis gets lost in the snow
    it rains and pastis hasn’t showered in a week
    it’s autumn and all the leaves fall down on pastis
    a passing motorists reports pastis to the police
    the crocs move in next door
    guard duck mistakes pastis for an intruder
    so many what ifs and not enough panels !!!!
    and we haven’t even begun to explore the possibilities of trick or treaters dropping by in a couple days

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