Last Kiss by John Lustig

Last Kiss

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  1. John Lustig

    John LustigGenius_badge said, 1 day ago

    Hey, I’ve picked the seven finalists in the writing contest. Thanks to everyone who submitted. There were some great gags!

    You can see the finalists and vote for a winner at:

    http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/ZBBD28S

    Vote through Feb. 13.

  2. margueritem

    margueritemGenius_badge said, 1 day ago

    I voted, have you?

  3. JFri

    JFri said, 1 day ago

    Yes, I have, Marg.

  4. HectorPriam

    HectorPriam said, 1 day ago

    This is only her 8th birthday?

    Big girl !

  5. 3hourtour

    3hourtour said, 1 day ago

    (meant only as a humorous joke)Brought to you by the Republican Party…

  6. drewhollan

    drewhollan said, 1 day ago

    How would you just like to LIE next to him?

  7. bmwk12ltc

    bmwk12ltc said, 1 day ago

    All the finalist’s were good, it was hard to make a choice.

  8. eagleowl

    eagleowl said, 1 day ago

    HectorPriam: In retort to 3hourtour’s comment: The Dems can’t count, either..Especially money..har har

  9. kab2rb

    kab2rb said, 1 day ago

    I thought some women might get mad and throw the cake at the guy for surprising her for being reminded of being a year older. Instead of being happy about the surprise and even madder for the lie.
    For instant my own mom will be turning old in two months and she wants nothing to do with it.

  10. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 1 day ago

    Such a sweet guy and so sparing on the candles.

  11. rac0308

    rac0308 said, 1 day ago

    One for every five years…..what a guy.

    At least her butt won’t get burned, just frosted.

  12. POPPA1956

    POPPA1956 said, 1 day ago

    Digging through my sheet music recently, I found a copy of “The Richard M. Nixon March.”
    I bought it in the late 70’s for one reason only. I couldn’t stop laughing about the line “Richard Nixon, He’s the man to lead us on.”
    He did. He did lead us on.

  13. Doriation

    Doriation said, 1 day ago

    I just assumed she was born on Feb. 29th….

  14. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, about 8 hours ago

    POPPA Did you mean Lead Us On out of Vietnam?
    Did you mean Lead Us On- open relations with China?
    Did you mean Lead Us On at Watergate, the only politician to dig up dirt ever?

  15. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, about 5 hours ago

    Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

  16. giggles05

    giggles05 said, about 4 hours ago

    good one