Frazz by Jef Mallett

Frazz

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  1. annieb1012

    annieb1012 said, about 23 hours ago

    Sounds like normal kid stuff to me.

  2. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 23 hours ago

    Grasshoppers can grow so big. And they will bite you to if they can. You thought he was talking about “letting go a quiet” something else didn’t you?

  3. jnik23260

    jnik23260 said, about 22 hours ago

    Lesson to Principal: You can either get it fast, or get it right!

  4. Gator007

    Gator007 said, about 21 hours ago

    A fart?

  5. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 20 hours ago

    SBDs are trouble, but there is nothing like one that sounds like somebody stepped on a duck in the middle of silent reading time…

  6. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, about 19 hours ago

    Barking crickets?

  7. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, about 19 hours ago

    @Varnes

    What does a fart and a submarine have in common?
    Both can be silent but deadly!

  8. olfart

    olfart said, about 18 hours ago

    The devil is in the details.

  9. emjaycee

    emjaycee said, about 16 hours ago

    @AshburnStadium

    At home and camps (summer and family) , we ‘discretely’ referred to flatus, accidental or otherwise, as the mating call of the “Pennsylvania Barking Spider”. Odd for the PA reference, since we lived and camped in upstate New York.

  10. jessegooddoggy

    jessegooddoggy said, about 16 hours ago

    Grasshoppers bite? Each summer, my garden is full of grasshoppers with red legs? (if I am remembering correctly), but I never see any damage from them. They must be eating something…I need to look it up.

  11. Tirasmol

    Tirasmol said, about 15 hours ago

    hah!

  12. ananomoose

    ananomoose said, about 14 hours ago

    Those old metal desks, that had only one side under the seat open where you kept your books, made wonderful amplifiers for an intestinal drum roll.

  13. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, about 14 hours ago

    I guess that’s better than gas warfare.

  14. annieb1012

    annieb1012 said, about 13 hours ago

    I’m not sure about “bite,” but the big grasshoppers we used to catch when I was a kid in Delaware would sure pinch! And if you held one too long, he would release a drop of disgusting-looking dark liquid onto your hand.

  15. lightenup

    lightenup said, about 12 hours ago

    Some kids got in trouble recently for releasing 10,000 crickets at school for a senior prank. They think it’s “so unfair!” LOL

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