Coyoty (adj.): Like a coyote or Coyote in form, spirit, or humor. Ready to puns upon any opportunity for wordprey.
J.J. can dehydrate a wet dream.
“A secretary goes into her boss’s office and asks, ‘Can I use your—’”
“He says, ‘Use your finger like everyone else.’”
“Oh, you heard it.”
Don’t name your ship Icarus.
I had my own comic strip food show, “Cooking with Coyoty”, in a series of “Nip & Tuck” strips by R.H. Junior. It did not end well. Lake monsters are not easy to prepare.
Don’t make any noises, either. If you make a noise, the librarian will hiss (it sounds like “Shhhhhhh!”) and attack.
Baths. He’s just out of the shower.
I thought it was Mandy Patinkin that Wallace Shawn battled to the death over dinner, not Andre. And it was Mandy who fought Andre… Or am I thinking of a different movie?
She’s just upset that it’s not the one with the third nipple. Why couldn’t it have been HIM that got shot?
The oscillation was the trickiest part to deal with, but Carl pulled it off magnificently. I expect he’ll be setting up a table near the sidewalk to bring attention to its virtues.
@Last Rose Of Summer… It’s not the checks or polka dots I thought was a crime yesterday. It’s the purple pants and purple socks with blue suede shoes. The orange shirt didn’t help either.