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Tom Toles

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  1. Richard S. Russell

    Richard S. Russell GoComics PRO Member said, about 22 hours ago

    A better image would’ve been one of those dolls with a string coming out the back that utters a different mindless phrase each time you pull it.

  2. USMCmum

    USMCmum said, about 21 hours ago

    @Richard S. Russell

    Excellent point!

  3. braindead08

    braindead08 GoComics PRO Member said, about 21 hours ago

    Marco Polio, uniting the country through Hatred Of Obama.

  4. Stipple

    Stipple said, about 20 hours ago

    All inclusive, it does not matter WHY you hate him.
    Color and policy are united into a single large hate.

  5. Gypsy8

    Gypsy8 said, about 18 hours ago

    Comforting that Obama knows exactly what he’s doing.

  6. emptc12

    emptc12 said, about 16 hours ago

    Re-reading the story of Pinocchio, I see many things that could apply to Rubio. He might as well quit the race and try again four years from now. And, please, nobody choose him for vice president!

  7. Crow Nobo, fol de rol de riddle

    Crow Nobo, fol de rol de riddle said, about 16 hours ago

    Rush Limbaugh defends Rubio’s debate answer.

  8. Kip W

    Kip W said, about 15 hours ago

    The real Pinocchio smashed the cricket with a mallet a few pages in. I think Rubio swallowed his cricket, and he’s trying to drown it with water now.

  9. 1941gko

    1941gko said, about 14 hours ago

    @braindead08

    Even though Obama will be gone in Jan 2017, on with the show; The GOP can’t Drop an old worn out theme, they are “True” Conservatives!

  10. 1941gko

    1941gko said, about 14 hours ago

    @Gypsy8

    Yep Pilgrim, Y’all watched too many Oaters on FOX!

  11. edinbaltimore

    edinbaltimore GoComics PRO Member said, about 14 hours ago

    Since the GOP has consistently said Obama’s problem is that he was JUST a one term Senator (leaving aside the fact that he was a legislator in Illinois), let’s put Cruz and Rubio together!
    In the immortal words of Car Talk: Do TWO people who don’t know what they’re talking about know MORE or LESS than ONE person who doesn’t know what he’s talking about?

  12. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, about 12 hours ago

    Shouldn’t his nose be WAY longer?

  13. Godfreydaniel

    Godfreydaniel said, about 12 hours ago

    Paul Krugman points out that Rubio isn’t the only one:
    By now everyone who follows politics knows about Marco Rubio’s software-glitch performance in Saturday’s Republican debate. (I’d say broken-record performance, but that would be showing my age.) Not only did he respond to a challenge from Chris Christie about his lack of achievements by repeating, verbatim, the same line from his stump speech he had used a moment earlier; when Mr. Christie mocked his canned delivery, he repeated the same line yet again.

    In other news, last week — on Groundhog Day, to be precise — Republicans in the House of Representatives cast what everyone knew was a purely symbolic, substance-free vote to repeal Obamacare. It was the 63rd time they’ve done so.

    These are related stories.

    Mr. Rubio’s inability to do anything besides repeat canned talking points was startling. Worse, it was funny, which means that it has gone viral. And it reinforced the narrative that he is nothing but an empty suit. But really, isn’t everyone in his party doing pretty much the same thing, if not so conspicuously?

    The truth is that the whole G.O.P. seems stuck in a time loop, saying and doing the same things over and over.

  14. Mr Blawt

    Mr Blawt said, about 11 hours ago

    Rubio is 44 and has managed to work in politics for the last 20 years. But now he gives every anti-government Tea Party member a big sloppy open-mouthed kiss no matter how insane they are. He doesn’t show up to his job now because he thinks things are so bad. That is not going to work as President.

  15. AlexanderTheGoodEnough

    AlexanderTheGoodEnough said, about 11 hours ago

    @Godfreydaniel

    Not only is the GOTP stuck in a time loop, it’s also swimming in slime, especially so long as Terd Cruz is in the Klown Kar.

    It’s pathetic, really, what a disgraceful rabble the GOP, in its entirety, has become. I can not think of a single notable Republican that would make so much as a mediocre POTUS. Not only is that sad, it’s dire for our supposed democratic republic.

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