Hey fellas, this is YOUR guy. You guys tired of winning yet? What a great healthcare finance plan! Yeah, repeal and replace with something soooo much better. Lower costs. Covers everyone. Hard to believe an ignorant mentally ill 71 year old could pull it off, right? But he has the best brain. Better than the generals, even.
Hey Pence, Ryan, MConnell, Tillerson, McCain. Graham, Cruz, Paul, Rubio, et al., he’s your guy. Aren’t you proud parents, now?
Wait. What about BENGHAZI? How about the pedaphiles the pizza shop? Wait…EMAILS!!!! No, I’ve got it. A wall. Mexico will pay! No, wait, when you’re a star, you can just grab ’em by the pussy. Lock her up! How about the 2nd amendment solution? Wait, did you hear about how Obama is a Kenyan socialist? Just wait, little trumpy has the best people working on it and he’ll have news that’ll knock your socks off.
Hey Kelly, hey, DeVos, and Carson, Pruitt, McMaster, Manafort, Ivanka, Jared, Eric, and little Donny Jr, et al. This is your guy! Proud yet? And all that winning. My goodness!
Yay Nazis! Yay racism! Yay misogyny!! Yay ignorance!! Yay climate change!!! Yay coal!!!
Most of all, yay mental illness!!!!! It’s best to have an ignorant, mentally ill leader. That way, his followers can follow in the secure knowledge that true craziness will result.
Boo education!!! Boo intelligence!!! Boo justice!!! Boo truth!! Boo facts!!! Boo evidence most of all. We hate evidence!!!!
Hey, Vlad. Your guy. Happy yet? Yay.