Lisa Benson by Lisa Benson

Lisa Benson

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  1. DGF999

    DGF999 said, 1 day ago

    Aw… The bazooka backfired on Lurch….

  2. Nos Nevets

    Nos Nevets said, 1 day ago

    You’ve heard of Little John.
    Meet Extremely Small John.

  3. Harleyquinn

    Harleyquinn GoComics PRO Member said, 1 day ago

    I wonder if he will fill out some paper work, so he can get another Purple Band Aid?
    And I still say Israel had the right idea, Give him the Dynamite prize already! Then maybe he will go away. I mean he has done as much as Obama did to get it, which is nothing. Obama is still being led around by that collar, so maybe it can be used to lead Kerry away before he does any more harm.

  4. ColininAus

    ColininAus said, 1 day ago

    That’s right. Asinine comments by childish contributors who have no idea what extraordinary complexity every administration has faced in trying to resolve the horror story that is the Middle East since 1948. Blame Obama is the knee jerk superficiality that adds nothing but deepening cynicism.

  5. Michael wme

    Michael wme said, 1 day ago

    G_d gave all of Palestine, from the Nile to the Euphrates, to the Jews. This is clearly written in the Bible, in language anyone can understand.


    G_d gave all of the land between Mexico and Canada to the WASPs. This requires advanced scholarship to find it in the Bible, but I’ve been assured by reliable sources that it can be found by the most astute Biblical scholars. That land was inhabited by savages who kept attacking the decent WASPs who came to take the land that was properly theirs. The only way those WASPs were able to exploit their own, proper land in peace was to remove those savages who’d been squatting on it, reducing their numbers from about 25 million to less than 100,000 (mostly restricted to reservations where the money for food was kept by the government agents, and the blankets, well, we won’t mention the blankets).


    This is what Israel must do if they want peace: follow the example of the American WASPs, but this is made difficult by the fact that Israel must rely for support from some G_dless supporters who object to their using the all-American way to deal with the savages who had been squatting in Palestine for more than 5,000 years before Truman sent the 2 million Jews in Western European refugee camps to Palestine where they had no choice but to displace the squatters.


    (It looks like the Zionists are making a good start, cutting off all electricity and water, while allowing some deliveries of food so they can say it’s not their fault that the people in Gaza are dying from the heat and thirst.)

  6. wmconelly

    wmconelly said, 1 day ago

    Yeah, no point trying to stop wars.

  7. Ted Lind

    Ted Lind GoComics PRO Member said, 1 day ago

    Talk about a thankless job!

  8. DaSharkie

    DaSharkie GoComics PRO Member said, 1 day ago

    @wmconelly

    These people have been killing each other for thousands of years. While it would be wonderful if they all just grew up and put their big boy pants on and acted like adults……It just is not going to happen. That is the reality of the situation.

    Both sides do wrong, but to think that you we are going to fix this situation is to only set yourself up for failure.

    The best you can hope for is a few year break before the next boiling pot roils over.

  9. Tax Man

    Tax Man said, 1 day ago

    Only one side has the desire to destroy the other in its charter. The problem is that the so-called Palestinians could have had a nation in 1948, but they decided that the hatred of the Israelis was more important. The Palestinian leadership is a group of terrorists. What do you expect to happen?

  10. r2varney

    r2varney said, 1 day ago

    @Tax Man

    And the “other” side continues to steal land and water while maintaining a prison like condition to Gaza.. And the world is surprised?
    ALL the rhetoric against Russia vs the Ukraine can easily be used (with an open mind) against Israel.

  11. denis1112

    denis1112 said, 1 day ago

    The conflict started about 629 AD because the Jews would not convert to Islam.
    It seems Muslims have the same problem with the rest of the world too.Liberal women go and get your burka’s and chadores.Kick off your shoes and get used to staying at home with your kids and your husbands other wives. Your men won’t do squat to stand up to the Taliban or Al Qaeda types who say they want to establish Islamic Caliphates all over the world where everyone lives under Sharia law.
    Oh yea then there is the female mutilation like they ordered in Iraq the other day.

  12. r2varney

    r2varney said, 1 day ago

    @denis1112

    Oh yea then there is the female mutilation like they ordered in Iraq the other day.But you are okay with the Jewish mutilation of men??

  13. NeoconMan

    NeoconMan said, 1 day ago

    I love the cartoon and the comments here. Let us all attack the American emissary so the world knows we are fragmented and divided. Of course, no one will ever take us seriously again, but we will have at least knocked the president down another notch.

  14. Harleyquinn

    Harleyquinn GoComics PRO Member said, 1 day ago

    @r2varney

    maintaining a prison like condition to Gaza."
    They bought millions of square feet of concrete. Did they use it to build roads and other structures to help make it home? NO the used the concrete and child labor to build tunnels into Israel and Tunnels to build bombs and rockets! If you think they built a “prison” then it was of their own making. And what of the money spent on the 7,000 rockets? At min they could have fed the people with that money instead of trying to kill the Jews from the cell of their own making!

  15. old1953

    old1953 said, 1 day ago

    @Harleyquinn

    Please, keep right on insulting the men and women of the US military. Casting doubt on anything from the selection board (don’t know what that is, do you) casts doubt on EVERYTHING from the selection board. So keep it up! With any luck, you’ll have the military completely turned against the Tea Party in a few months.

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