Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 03, 2022

word gets around fast

No good deed goes unpunished in the Luannverse, which is probably why Luann herself has given up on trying, It’s pain and failure all the way down.

By the way, it’s never too late to say “NO!” Give Stef her money back, if she has given Tiffany any and explain that she’s not a storage company.

Either that, or Stef just didn’t need to blab about it to everyone else in the freakin’ dorm.

Bets! Help!

At the going rate set by Bets, that’s another $380 for Tiff’s bank account.

And I see Hair hasn’t flunked out of university yet …

Ironic that Hair’s band name is the “Pubes”…ha ha!

Tiff is making some money today.

Like it would have made a difference?

Grow a spine Tiff but, in any case, DEFINETELY DO NOT accept any living thing

’The pubes" on the drum set, really?? r

Actually, if she has the space, this would be awesome! Okay, except for have to take care of the turtle.

Not at all surprised that Hair’s band is called “The Pubes”…

Seems many Moony U students are out of staters otherwise they’d store their stuff at home for the summer. I was an out of stater but I was lucky. My university had a lot of old dorms with huge basements with storage shelves. I simply packed and took my stuff down to the basement. I had a steamer trunk that held everything – winter clothes, coats, pillows, blankets, sheets, and many others, so I only had one trunk to lug downstairs. The RA assigned space for it and gave me a ticket (no computers my time) which I treated like an end-of-the-world apocalypse flight off the planet and pinned it inside my wallet. Of course, eventually, I graduated and lost the free pass for storage. I sent it on the train home.

“The Pubes”??? getting a little racy/disgusting there aint we?

Steph is the kind of person that you would adjust your sleep & work schedule around to avoid ever having contact with her. I’m just sayin’ there’s a word to describe her but I prefer not to label people.

The Pubes Stef kind hairband.

I wonder if Howie The Stapler Guy® will show up with his collection of 2,837 staplers in 46 large boxes for Tiff to store? He might even offer to stay at the mansion to curate his collection. Careful, Tiff – some of these quiet ones can get quite wild when taken out of their natural habitat…

It is nice to see Hair without his mouth opened.

Ewww Not too fond of band name.

Seems like all of these people should have banded together and rented out 1 storage unit, that would fit all of their stuff. Would have been cheaper for them all. That’s actually what Tiff should do, if she accepts all the stuff. I doubt she wants a bunch of junk cluttering up her nicely decorated mansion. The guy with the turtle is a Hell No! lol

Wow, stef took tiffany’s generosity and abused it. She’s using the fact that there was no written contract stipulating storage and the accompanying reduced fee was for stef and stef alone. Not stef and her friends.

Well, there’s $380 right there, plus Steffi’s $95.

Maybe we’ll get to see Tiffany figure out that NO is a complete sentence after all.

Eh, find the closest storage unit place, rent one large space, charge everybody double per square foot minimum of 25.

That guy with the turtle needs to find a pet sitter though

A crashing awful finish to this arc, and we still have one more day. Make it go away.

Dig the broken ride cymbal. Those are usually the last to break.

Its easy just tell them no and say that Stef obviously is a ditz and airhead and that they need to take things up with her. Anyhow, did all these nimrods actually expect Tiff to also transport everything to the casa? I know G&K are going to make Tiff look like a doormat and take everyone’s stuff but it would be nice to see her slam the door in all their faces!

No live animals!

Blame Bets!

Tiff should be worried about cockroaches and silverfish.

Remember when Tiff had to sell a lot of her stuff to pay for her dorm room so she wouldn’t have to live with Ann Eifel? Well, here is a way to get some of it back.

I find it interesting that Stef actually sent Kippy Tiff’s way without being joined to his hip to keep an eye on him.

Hey third guy in line, there’s a difference between a storage unit and a pet sitter

Oh Boy – Stef is taking credit for fixing everybody up. And now Tiffany is faced with looking like an a**hole if she charges for storing a turtle, a drum, a mattress, etc etc. and geez, Kip should have known better than to usher everybody over there.

Well she’s makin’ some money.

“Pubes” is sometimes used as a nickname for one of the 2 major political parties.

Now everyone in college wants to use Tiffany’s Storing Service! She will end up having to rent a truck to take all this stuff to her mansion, or refuse to take anything else. It seems like everything Tiffany does is destined for success. Good for her!!

I hope Tiff gets VERY rich from all this!! Maybe enough to rent an off-campus apartment next semester.

One guy has a turtle that she’ll have to care for. No way.

Hair’s drum kit looks super expensive so she’d have to have insurance to cover it if it gets stolen or damaged. Also nope.

And just plain no on the mattress. Who are those people anyway? The only one I recognize is Hair.

Just say “Sorry, I’m just providing a service to Stef, it’s not open to everyone” and shut the door.

I wonder who’s gonna show up with her hand out, demanding free money. “You owe MEEEEE!!!! It was MYYYYYYYY idea! Gimme MONEY!!!!”

“The Pubes”……. Really??

That guy with the aquarium complete with water and fish, must be really strong.

I wonder if Tom, the man dumb enough to get hooked up with Ann Eiffel, will know or care about having all this stuff brought in.

Triple your prices and get selective, Tiff.

sigh, oh dear… :[

Dude. You can’t “store” a turtle. Someone has to take care of it!

and this is where she says sorry, no, steph was wrong" the guy with the turtle is way ott as that will need care.

Time to raise your prices, Tiff.

Suddenly Tiff has a money making business and Stef turned into free advertising. Tiff better watch how much live stuff (plants/pets) she takes in or she will be buried in plant/pet sitting all summer. Also, if she’s storing other peoples stuff and her mansion burns down, she better be careful about the liability issues involved.

She should try investing in a storage unit.

Stupider and stupider…..

Me and my family just saw Air Supply last night. I hope no one gets a nasty innuendo from that name.

Ridiculous.

By tomorrow: A BUSINESS PLAN IS BORN!!

(As a general rule, most causes of headaches are business opportunities because people will gladly pay to be rid of. Generally, a mansion is not needed for storage, but a single place might be able to store the goods for a dozen people, each of whom would be paying for the privilege. Cumulatively it might make a fair amount of money for my beloved Tiffany — and Betts as well since she is always good about handling the details of running a business.)

Tiff’s dad will be very impressed that his daughter has started a business. Let’s hope that Greg doesn’t write a fire in the mansion without the right type of insurance story arc.

This reminds me of a situation I had back in my college years. I lived next to a local university and became close to students there. I worked there while I was in community college. Anyway oe of my friends asked me if I could drive a couple of students with us on a trip to New York City, where we were going to stay in his parents place over the Christmas holiday. I had an old 1956 DeSoto, with a hemi engine, great car. Before I knew it we had to turn people down and had a ddully loaded sedan with about 7 college students and their luggage to qNew Jersey and New York. Great trip, but he had an accident with my car too. About 55 years ago. Quite an adventure, college can be like that.

Money making opportunity for Tiff.

In this weird college of useless knowledge, do the students get dismissed for the summer, or do they get paroled?

There was a comedy troupe in the late ’90s that had a sketch where the butler was named “Pubes”…

Hair’s band is “the Pubes” ha. and next week they are opening for the all girl group “Snatch”

Please – NO NASTY mattress!!

Yeah, I think I’d be a bit peeved…

You should draw the line at live animals, Tiff.

Tiffany, Storage tycoon! THIS could be her big business breakthrough!

Bye bye Maui!

Stef gets revenge for charging her.

“The Pubes?” … Really? ? ?

And on top of being highly annoying, insensitive AND obnoxious, Stef is also a Big Blabbermouth.

But you can bet the Bentley that neither Bets, Dez, or Tiff will even consider getting another roommate besides Stef next semester. NOR will Tiffany come to the realization that she can move back home and STILL be invited to participate in campus shenanigans.

So what’s next?

Poppa Farrell comes home, finds the house full of other people’s junk and angrily cancels the Maui trip as punishment?

This is a set-up for next week. Right 1212?

Choices, Tiffany. Either say, NO! or get a ledger and cash box! I’m sure Bets will be happy to help. Can’t imagine what dear old Dad will say, if he ever finds out. Insurance? Mentally picturing Laurel and Hardy….”this is another fine mess you’ve gotten us into!”;-D

95 + 95 + 95 + 95. Storage and parking lots have the best profit to cost ratio.

Oh boy, wait until Daddy sees this!

ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching

Reminds me of a bumper sticker a friend in the city put on his pickup truck – “No, I won’t help you move!”

“Well, Stef is wrong” (shuts the door)

My college dorm, and I’m assuming all college dorms, had storage lockers in the basement.

Looks like Tiffany is going to start being like Luann – getting into (and out of) different fixes! If she’s going to do this, she needs to start taking down some names and contact info for her renters! Hopefully, she takes Kip and his stuff inside, and tells the others that Steffi made a mistake, that she is just storing stuff for her roommates….(Stef knows the kid with the turtle??) LOL!

wait – the garage has space and this is a great money making opportunity – except for animals

Ka-Ching!

all I see is another $360/mo

Rule 1 – all items must be brought to Tiffany’s house, not the dorm room, by their owner

Rule 2 – all fees must be paid up front

Rule 3 – all items must also be removed from Tiffany’s house by their owner, not by Tiffany

It looks like Tiffany is still in her dorm room. She will not be able to transport all the stuff to her house. She does not want all these people to know where she lives so they can’t deliver it to her house. Too bad, she could have made a lot of money from storing stuff all summer.

Looks like the answer to my question a few days ago is yes, we are going to spend a week watching Tiffany get walked all over.

Tiff should tell everyone there is no room in the mansion, and throw Stef’s stuff out and tell her to go to the storage place. No money is worth this kind of bullshit!

let’s hope the zoning board for Tif’s mansion doesn’t find out she’s operating a storae facility there.

what are boundaries, shoog?

Just say no…

Hey bozo who is gonna feed the turtle? And the “Pubes”, really? No excuse for this crew.

Now Stef will want a referral fee…

Figures!

Leave it to Stef to make things worse. Time to take a hard line Tiff.

Hah! Called it! Lol!

And tomorrow,Bets asks Tiffany to take care of her pet Wookie.

Who the HECK stores a mattress??

The turtle is actually food for the boa constrictor hestill has in shallow water in the bathtub.

I yearn for the day when Stef gets her own maturity revelation like Tiffany did. Tiff’s not perfect, but she learned to look past herself and care about others, even her ex-nemesis Luann.

You should have, Kip. #smh

For running your big fat mouth, Stef, the deal is off tomorrow!

What?!?! Not the turtle!! It will die! :’(

“It’s As Cymbal As That”

“Drum And Drummer”

“Zeroes In A Clam Shell — Turtle Power!”

“La Cage Au Folly”

“Once Upon A Mattress”

“You Don’t Say — Oh, Wait, You Didn’t Say!”

“A Don’t-Need-To-Know Basis”

OK, I like where this is going!

ka-business

The Pubes how tame.

Is that guy storing his turtle?? Who’s going to feed him??

There’s that social life she wanted! Tiffany just became the most popular girl on campus.

This is why Stef needed the privacy hut so much – Kip knows she’s awful, and the only way she’s hanging onto him is through sex.

One of the best words in the English language, NO! Tif should try it.

Storage companys (I assume) must be licensed and bonded to deal with liability issues, lost, broken, damaged or stolen items. They require security to keep things from being stolen, etc. There’s a difference between keeping a friends stuff for a few months and storing a lot of people’s stuff, or storing stuff for money. As a business major Tiffany ought to be aware of these things. But like a lot of Greg’s stories these last several years, no body ever thinks things through It’s one idiot plot after another.

Tiff should hire Kiffy to help her store all of that stuff. Then have him cool off in her pool.

Ridiculous. Kip really thought Tiff would store everyone’s crap. Seems like he’s as stupid as Stef. And Tiff better say no to the whole lot of them. She would be on the hook for any damaged items, and it’s not worth the headache. And who wants to be responsible for any living thing be it plant or turtle during the summer vacation?

I loathe Stef.

…so they are bringing their stuff to her dorm room, expecting her to cart it to the mansion for storage? This is not going to be good.

See if Sanford & Son have a pick up truck.

Wow, Tiff could raise so much cash with this, that if her father stands her up again, she could pay her own way to Maui!

Now or never, Tiffany: Just Say No! Or, relent but charge a satisfyingly exorbitant fee, like, say, $200 per month per item….

Maybe Tom won’t be so proud of Tiffany for this business venture as we thought. And Stef should not consider working for the CIA.