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Evil, Wicked, Mean, and Nasty Old COFFEE Drinking Curmudgeon, and keeper of the Sacred Flaming COFFEE Pot.

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  1. about 4 hours ago on Luann


    “What can make sac feel this way?”

    “That, Squirrel!”

    “(That Squirrel, That Squirrel, That Squirrel!)

    “Talking ‘bout That Squirrel!”

    ”(THAT Squirrel!!!)” – The Temptations

  2. about 5 hours ago on Liberty Meadows

    You’re Welcome!

  3. about 5 hours ago on Luann

    “Fixed fortifications are a monument to the stupidity of man. The mountain and seas have been overcome. ANYTHING built by man can be overcome.” – George C. Scott “Patton.”

  4. about 10 hours ago on Luann

    Are you KIDDING???

    That Squirrel is the first bit of “Nature” that got Bernice to FINALLY forget about recording those Stupid Notes, once and for all……., ;)

  5. about 11 hours ago on Luann

    See? I’ve been tellin’ you guys for years, that Bernice was (WAIT for it) “Squirrelly!”


  6. about 11 hours ago on Liberty Meadows

    Not so fast. There may be a use for “Pig Vomit.”

  7. about 11 hours ago on Back to B.C.

    Unshaven guy getting punched in the face by the buxom fat chick in 3….,2…,1….,

  8. about 11 hours ago on B.C.

    Mercedes -Benz – A) Over priced Status Symbol that was on the WRONG side during the Second World War.

    B) First Name of a REALLY Hot Girl.
  9. about 11 hours ago on Luann Againn

    What “Social Life?”

  10. 1 day ago on Luann

    Uh Huh. And contrary to “popular opinion,” the squirrel will be “written out of the Strip,” LONG before Gunther ever will. ;)