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Evil, Wicked, Mean, and Nasty Old COFFEE Drinking Curmudgeon, and keeper of the Sacred Flaming COFFEE Pot.

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  1. about 2 hours ago on Luann

    Jeeze! Even when Gunther WINS something he can’t get a break!

  2. about 7 hours ago on Luann


    Yeah, Maybe. But She’s just so darn cute, though…..,


  3. about 15 hours ago on Luann

    Cute Punch-line, today. Luann shows how much She appreciates Her parents by make them do work. Kinda like the way Les is about to “appreciate” Gunther when they finally take up residence in the Gulag.

    Ironically, Luann KNOWS how to wash, iron, and fold clothes. She once volunteered to do that for Irma Berger a few years back when She broke her leg. And if Lu can change a tire, then mounting a towel rack would present no problem.

    Hey, here’s an idea: The now “muddied” Jack should tell Luann that in addition to not knowing how to change a tire, He doesn’t know how to operate that new washer and dryer at his Crib. And wonders if Luann can come over and (A-Hem) “Show Him How?”


  4. about 15 hours ago on Luann


    There’s lots of MONEY in Mother’s and Father’s days. “Parents Day,” not so much. That’s why many “Folks” here haven’t heard of it, because it hasn’t been Advertised to Death on TV, with “Parents Day Sales,” a month or so beforehand.


  5. about 16 hours ago on Luann


    Not yet. I haven’t had MY crack at it yet.


  6. about 16 hours ago on Luann


    Seemed to me that the best things. A parent can do is to teach their kids to be independent.

    OR build a “Guest House” in the back and force the kid to live in it with a bullying, obnoxious, lazy, foul smelling “ roommate, PLUS have the kid do ALL of the housework because “They” think it’s “Cute.”


  7. 1 day ago on Luann


    Oh, Apples and Oranges, DOG.

    Quill, the First, I didn’t like. Jack if he’s the second, I like. That’s two. That’s two MORE than Delta or Tiffany ever had. And if the “Jack Romance” thing happens, it will put Luann on a parity with Bernice who’s had two boyfriends herself. And yeah, DOG. Having a “Boyfriend” Or Boyfriends, in the VAST Luanniverse is indeed an “accomplishment” in itself……,


  8. 1 day ago on Luann


    Dog, I think that you missed the “That I actually LIKE,” part.

    I was never a big fan of Q-Ball, who’s role in the Strip was predictable from the moment Tiffany had him by the arm and played “Hey Look what I got!” with Luann.


    Most “folks” around here, knew then, that Q-ball was going to end up with Luann. And IMO, it was pretty much downhill, interest-wise from there after they got together.

    Also, Remember Luann’s reaction when Tiffany positioned herself for a date with Jack?


    And yet, Jack appeared to be more interested in Luann. So seem to have a reoccurring theme here: Guys that Tiffany is interested in, but who are MORE interested in Luann.

    Elwood the Cockroach tried to “buy” Luann’s affection by wining and dining and an ersatz ring. Gunther, despite his best efforts, never became anything more that something she “cares for” which puts him on on the same level as Puddles. Hell, maybe even a little lower. Sigh. Just about every guy in the Strip is making MORE progress than Gunther is including Axel, and the guy’s just 13! And that’s really a damned shame. There’s a lot G&K can do with Gunth other than making him somebody’s “doormat,” or sending him back to Peru.

    Anyway that’s My take. Have a Great Weekend!


  9. 1 day ago on Luann

    There is a very old cover of a “Men’s Magazine” (Playboy?) which featured an old gag, that would be considered slightly offensive today. It’s a “Dogs eye view” of a man and woman’s lower legs. The gag is if a guy wants to meet a young lady, (who’s also walking HER dog) then he trains his dog to “accidentally” wrap his leash around the young woman’s legs. Then while profusely apologizing and “bad dogging” his own pooch, he makes his introduction, and hopefully gets the young woman’s phone number, and eventually a date.

    If these two DO become an item (And yeah, the Jury is still out on that) then Jack will be the first steady boyfriend that Luann had that I actually LIKE.

    I kinda think this will continue next week and the week after. Then when August comes, unless Irma snaps out of it, then it’s off to Vegas.


  10. 1 day ago on Luann


    …,But Jack could be a good foil for controlling…Les.

    Sorry, but THAT would be the absolute WORSE thing. Gunther needs to be able to “control Les.” And he’s not going to accomplish that by agreeing to be Les’ Slave, just to make Irma “happy.” And being nice to someone who takes, only encourages them to take MORE. Les will have be made to respect Gunther. But first, Gunther will have to rid himself of his ANNOYING Passivity. Besides, this “Big Guy coming to the defense of the Weak Guy,” thing has been done before with Ox intervening back in high school.