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  1. about 10 hours ago on Luann

    No.

    She told Tiff to keep the money.

  2. about 12 hours ago on Luann

    “I think You should break off with your girlfriend,”

    “Her antics are queer, You’ll admit.”

    “Each time you say Bets, girl I love you!”

    “She tells you that you’re Full of Shh-Shaving Cream!”

    “Be nice and clean!”

    “Shave everyday, and you’ll always look keen! – The late Benny Bell, desperately trying to Warn Gunther, from the Great Beyond. ;)

  3. about 12 hours ago on Luann Againn

    Nah.

    He doesn’t pay enough.

    Plus he’s a “scene-stealer.”

  4. about 12 hours ago on Luann

    Not to mention the fact that I WARNED you guys the “Shannon Iceberg” was approaching, over two weeks ago!

    So ya’ll had plenty of time to disguise yourselves as women and children and shove your way into the lifeboats. ;)

  5. about 12 hours ago on Luann

    No!

    Dol-O-Mite!!!. ;)

  6. about 18 hours ago on Luann

    “But your payments will never go up!”

    “And your coverage will never go down!”

    “Call NOW! It’s Freeeeeeeeee! – Jimmy “J.J.” Walker

  7. about 19 hours ago on Luann

    “Slide some oil to Smiley,”

    “Let it slip right down his spine.”

    “If you don’t have no S.T.P,

    “Crisco will be fine.” – Nipsy Russell “The Wiz”

  8. about 19 hours ago on Luann

    “Because nothing compares,”

    “No-thing compares, do you?” – Skinhead O’Conner

  9. about 19 hours ago on Luann Againn

    “I’m fixing’ a hole, where paint got in,”

    “To stop my wife from arguing.” – “Sgt. Pepper” – The Beatles

  10. about 19 hours ago on Luann

    “What to do? “

    Stick a cherry on top, and walk around pretending that you’re a sundae, Shannon.

    All of a sudden, I’m missing Bets. ;)