USN Retired 1965-1995
Ask to have your wages doubled.
My answer is “All my life”, she chuckles about the answer. 47 years.
If you follow your dream to often, she’ll get a restraining order.
My favorite part of Black Friday is the news stories of the craziness of the shoppers.
Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic?
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities.
1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2) Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it ? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan during my Freshman year that “It will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then (2) cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic.
The problem with the flu, a light case you have to work through it, a bad case you are so sick you can even enjoy not working.
There are 14 States that Require Cursive Writing, Alabama, Arkansas, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maryland, Mississippi, North Carolina, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia, and West Virginia.
My Chief didn’t like Warnings, he said either give a ticket or don’t. He was an odd duck, but none the less a good Chief of Police.
The first time I had to clean a toilet was in the Navy, thanks Mom.
The first time, shame on Fred, the Umpteenth time shame on you.