Recent Comments

1. about 5 hours ago on Drabble

   I was just the observer and I was on my first Bourbon and water so… But is it close, and he just wanted his car keys the first time. I don’t know if he came back later and retrieved the bag of clubs.

2. 1 day ago on Drabble

   I was sitting in the 19th hole bar one afternoon, a guy walked up to the pond/lake and tossed a bag of clubs in the water. He then proceeded to the parking lot. A short time later he returned and waded into the water, picked up the clubs and fished around in one of the pockets and pulled out a set of keys. He dropped the bag back into the water and left. This was around 1985 or so.

3. 1 day ago on The Duplex

   THE CHIEF PETTY OFFICER’S PRAYER

   Dear Lord…

   — So far today, God, I have lived my life as you would intend.

   — I haven’t lost my temper.

   — So far I have not even grabbed the Chief’s Mess Cook by the throat, like yesterday.

   — I have said nothing insulting or humiliating to any of the junior officers.

   — I haven’t bitched about the coffee, the ship’s schedule, the watch bill or Saturday’s Personnel Inspection.

   — I have told no lies…

   — I have not cheated at poker.

   — I have put no ship’s tools in my personal toolbox.

   — In short God, I believe that so far today I have committed no grievous sins.

   — Thank you, God, for helping me to stay righteous so far. But Lord, it’s almost 0600 and in a little, while I’m going to roll out of my bunk and after that, I think I will need a lot more help.

   Amen…

4. 1 day ago on Baldo

   anyone can look cool, but takes work to be cool,

5. 1 day ago on Fred Basset

   The most accurate timepiece in the world, a dog. Although it doesn’t recognize DST

6. 1 day ago on FoxTrot Classics

   Without reunions, the past would remain forever young.

7. 1 day ago on Harley

   The best thing about other people kids are; they aren’t yours.

8. 1 day ago on Geech

   The only thing you can buy on the installment plan, on which someone won’t have to finish the payments after you die, is life insurance.

9. 1 day ago on Farcus

   Irony depends on wrinkles.

10. 1 day ago on Tank McNamara

    Hooray, our sports won/lost I’m so proud/disappointed, let’s destroy it.