USN Retired 1965-1995
I was just the observer and I was on my first Bourbon and water so… But is it close, and he just wanted his car keys the first time. I don’t know if he came back later and retrieved the bag of clubs.
I was sitting in the 19th hole bar one afternoon, a guy walked up to the pond/lake and tossed a bag of clubs in the water. He then proceeded to the parking lot. A short time later he returned and waded into the water, picked up the clubs and fished around in one of the pockets and pulled out a set of keys. He dropped the bag back into the water and left. This was around 1985 or so.
THE CHIEF PETTY OFFICER’S PRAYER
— So far today, God, I have lived my life as you would intend.
— I haven’t lost my temper.
— So far I have not even grabbed the Chief’s Mess Cook by the throat, like yesterday.
— I have said nothing insulting or humiliating to any of the junior officers.
— I haven’t bitched about the coffee, the ship’s schedule, the watch bill or Saturday’s Personnel Inspection.
— I have told no lies…
— I have not cheated at poker.
— I have put no ship’s tools in my personal toolbox.
— In short God, I believe that so far today I have committed no grievous sins.
— Thank you, God, for helping me to stay righteous so far. But Lord, it’s almost 0600 and in a little, while I’m going to roll out of my bunk and after that, I think I will need a lot more help.
anyone can look cool, but takes work to be cool,
The most accurate timepiece in the world, a dog. Although it doesn’t recognize DST
Without reunions, the past would remain forever young.
The best thing about other people kids are; they aren’t yours.
The only thing you can buy on the installment plan, on which someone won’t have to finish the payments after you die, is life insurance.
Irony depends on wrinkles.
Hooray, our sports won/lost I’m so proud/disappointed, let’s destroy it.