Ever heard of waterproof mascara, Liz?
And then yelled at Mike to put his shirt on.
Too loud to sleep
Two different perspectives
That would be 2 tablespoons over.
Would you rather she wore it someplace else John?
It was in Luann
I remember a Dennis The Menace comic book where his Mom decided she needed to lose weight. Why, God only knows. We should all be as thin as Alice Mitchell. But no, she goes on a grapefruit diet and expects Dennis & Dad to go on it with her. Boy, did they cheat. Dennis went to his friend Gina’s house for pizza. Dad stopped at the hot dog stand on the way to work, had donuts with his morning coffee at the office, and ate a 3-course lunch. Of course, these days, putting a kid Dennis’s age on a grapefruit only diet would get CPS called on you.
I couldn’t be a therapist, I like to come home and talk about work too much.