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Uncle Kenny Free

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  1. about 2 hours ago on Non Sequitur

    Ah, I hark back to my days as a recreation baseball coach. I yelled all of those (minus the “Thou shalt”)…When coaching recreation basketball, I only had three things I yelled. On defense, “Get on your man!” On offense, “Pass the ball around,” and “Set up your play!”

  2. about 3 hours ago on Andy Capp

    C’mon, ref, show him the red card!

  3. about 3 hours ago on Andy Capp

    I read somewhere that in Eastern Europe, when a couple goes out dancing, she puts a slice of apple in each armpit. At the end of the evening, if she really likes to boy, she gives him the apple slices to eat.

  4. 1 day ago on Luann Againn

    I kissed girls for a couple of years before I touched anything other than their arms, hands, and backs.

  5. 1 day ago on Andy Capp

    It beats what my dumb cousin said when he was advised to give his blind date a compliment: “For a fat girl, you sure don’t sweat much.”

  6. 1 day ago on For Better or For Worse

    True that, but I have two garages that I sometimes do business with. And it’s because I trust the mechanics to do good work and to not cheat me. I have no idea who does the books.

  7. 1 day ago on Luann

    Barney Fife visits Pitts.

  8. 2 days ago on Andy Capp

    I presume that Hire Purchase is British for Rent to Own?

  9. 2 days ago on Wallace the Brave

    I once was hiking in our mountains and came to a fork in the road. One way was the main trail, and the other was less traveled. So of course I took the trail less traveled, which eventually led to a ledge on the side of a cliff. The ledge got narrower and narrower until I reached a point where I thought, “I could probably go on, but I’m not sure I could get back,” So I decided that it was a great place to eat a Butterfinger bar. Then I retraced my steps back to the fork and took the main trail.

    Best Butterfinger I’ve ever eaten.

  10. 2 days ago on Doonesbury

    March Madness—the NCAA basketball tournaments.