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  1. about 6 hours ago on Pickles

    The ability to empty your mind is a step on the path to enlightenment. For me it happened every time I had to come up with answers on an exam. My teachers didn’t appreciate the Zen aspect of a blank mind, for some reason.

  2. about 6 hours ago on Luann

    If I were Brad, I’d be getting slap-upside-the-head tired of being called “Bwad.” It’s nothing but sass, and it’s not affectionate, cute or endearing.

  3. about 6 hours ago on The Argyle Sweater

    I don’t know the Looney Tunes, but hum a few bars and I’ll try to fake ’em.

  4. about 6 hours ago on Luann

    I think Les’s reputation as a tough guy exists only in his own mind. He’s just defensive and full of self-loathing.

  5. about 6 hours ago on Luann

    Well, good for the kind firefighters, then, and for the kitties as well. That firefighter I cited may have been talking about his own department.

  6. 1 day ago on Luann

    Well, here it is, and we all saw it coming, didn’t we? In fact, firefighters don’t rescue cats from trees (a fireman on TV categorically said so), so it follows that they don’t rescue doofuses and their cats from roofs. But this is Luannville, where the firefolk wear dress uniforms to pull their shifts, so anything can happen.

  7. 1 day ago on Brewster Rockit

    He took a bathroom break and someone snatched the panel off his drawing board.

  8. 1 day ago on Loose Parts

    That age for me began at 19, and continues today at umpty-eight.

  9. 2 days ago on Truth Facts

    Pretty good, Scaramouche. Hope you hear the sound of one of my hands clapping!

  10. 2 days ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

    But first you have to acknowledge that there is a choice, then you have to want to make it, then (maybe) you make it. It all hinges on rationality, which religionists don’t believe in.