Gives a whole new meaning to “Pigs in a Blanket”.
I would’ve enjoyed the days when you had to ride horses.
I don’t normally feel bad for Duke, but she could’ve at least left him a pound or two.
He missed his true calling as used car salesman.
It’s OK Patty, there are plenty of big-nosed split-ended funny-looking fish in the sea.
Yes, and the electoral college needs to go.
It’s a walking potato that Spaceman Spiff brought back from the planet Zog. I can tell from the one antennae.
Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? ♬
If he was helping with personal stuff I would agree. When you are doing work for a friend’s business, you are either a partner or employee and should expect to be compensated accordingly. The friend should insist on it and not even need to be asked. If not it is proof they are only out for themselves and not worthy of your friendship.
Sums it all up so very well. Even Republicans might be able to get this. I propose having about 132,000,000 copies of it made into airborne leaflets to drop into red states.