I'm a grandma in British Columbia, Canada.
I'm a good listener.
Let me know if you have a prayer need.
My ex husband did the dishes, once. Any chores involving repairs were left to me. He couldn’t be bothered even when our children’s lives were at risk including getting his friends to latch the D*** gate after his friends. A husband who willingly does all the things mentioned would make me swoon!
..Now after having been on your head, yeah, crazy!
We keep getting ads for daycare and preschool here, in my building- for seniors.
Minus a days wages
Don’t forget to include a cup of sugar water
Who would give a kid a throwing star? Really??
That looks like it could be an effective acupuncture treatment for a sinus migraine.
The International Dictionary of Neologisms includes the word “narfistic” as “an idea or concept that works fine when you think about it – but is very difficult to express to someone else”, as a result of Pinky only saying “Narf!” after Brain elaborates on one of his extensive plans.
Ruh roh! (◔◡◔)
Kinda like your comment here? ;)