There’s no need to be redundant.
Yeah, her tongue only flaps around when she’s hopping about the house (17 Sept 2016, for those who think I’m exaggerating).
She’s a character in a story; the whole “it’s none of your business” thing doesn’t really apply. As a general rule, everything in a fictional character’s life is fodder for the readers.You’re better off just saying that it’s irrelevant to the subject at hand and therefore not worth discussing at the moment.
Keep in mind, she was completely uninterested in going out with him until she heard that he had been on a date with Tiffany. It appears she hasn’t quite gotten over her obsessive need to one-up her rival.
So today we learned that not only are Luann’s standards of “exciting fun” insanely low, but she has the upper-body/core strength than a 5-year-old. And apparently the intelligence of one, since there’s no reason to spend time struggling with the leash of a dog you can simply scoop up with one hand.
I think we just stepped into the poor man’s version of “Garfield Minus Garfield.”
I’m not talking about merely a low tolerance for alcohol. Passing out for six hours after a single beer goes way beyond that. That’s a level of wussiness that is a turnoff to even the most forgiving woman. It’s like the difference between “uncomfortable at the sight of blood” and “fainting because you saw that someone nicked themselves while shaving.”
It’s what I found funny when Gunther kept talking to his friends about this plan he had for his life: wife, specific number of kids, and (full-body cringe at this one) his mother living with them in a “granny flat”. He had this thing in mind, but I guarantee that any college girl hearing about all this would slam her legs shut so fast that it’d make a sonic boom. That kind of thing might sound appealing to an older woman who’s ready to settle down (and even then, the level of detail and insistence on including Mommy keeps it from being a sure thing) but to a coed? It’s like the anti-aphrodisiac.An awkward looking guy in button-up plaid who likes sewing, magic tricks, prone to anger outbursts with a weird Oedipal thing going on? Oh, and he passes out for six hours after a single beer? Yeah, I’m sure the ladies will be lining up for a chance to get knocked up by that (eyeroll).