And Bernice just got called a dictator in the strip itself, so let’s not pretend my comparison is that off-base or that I’m alone in my feelings.
Remember when she went room-to-room telling everyone to turn their lights and music off at night? Remember her going on and on about meeting curfew even though there’s no such thing at college? Remember how she reads through the RA handbook for fun?And her “clout” is tattling to those who actually do have the power to give punishment, which as any junior leader can tell you isn’t exactly meaningless.
Bernice sucks hardcore. Don’t even pretend that you’d want her as a friend.
I don’t think she will. At most it’ll be the same thing that always happens with her: she gets blackmailed into leaving town for a little while.
I guess that shows that for all her efforts to stamp down any attempts at fun, Bernice the Dormenführer is still pretty incompetent at her job.
I’ll admit it: I grew up with those Illustrated Classics books, and have fond memories of them to this day.
Maybe you should refrain from saying anything at all, if you’re going to act so hostile about it. The words should be accompanied by a smile, not a sneer. It’s about sincerely wishing the other person good tidings, not forcing them to prove to you what a Real American™ they are.
Sure thing, Stephen Miller.
Interesting how what used to be a sincere, well-meaning holiday greeting has now been weaponized into a bludgeoning tool used against anyone who may disagree. This figurative “say the words while silently daring the other person to disagree, and then shove your middle finger in their face if they do” act is baffling to me. It’s certainly not in the spirit of Christmas, that’s for sure.
Judging by that second panel, that dude must be high AF right now.
I’m pretty sure this guy is getting fired (if he’s an employee) or going out of business (if he owns the establishment) within the week. People don’t go to pawnshops and second-hand places like his in order to spend thousands on a lamp or coffee table. Evans is trying to make Tiffany look smart by making this guy into an utter moron.