You just answered your own question. Why would Bernice have any interest in you or your kids?
Aren’t mustache cups a thing anymore?
I think there’s a joke in there somewhere, but I don’t play cards, so I don’t get it. I know you can get thrown out of a casino for mentally “counting cards”, but instead of cheating, isn’t that just skill?
I thought John Hooker was a Union General.
Tab? Really? When? I can still get it in my neighborhood (Ohio)
“Take my wife…..please!”
This is not an indictment, only an observation. I don’t get bars. I don’t get alcoholics. Yes, I’ll have an occasional beer after doing yardwork, or wine for a celebration dinner, but I see other people arranging their whole life around a “drink”. (“Oh, I can’t fly for 5 hours without a drink!”) Must be a biological thing.