Read H.G. Wells’ “The Man Who Could Work Miracles” for what happens if you have the power and just tell the Earth to stop rotating.
If the Wizard can halt the Earth’s rotation (and stop everything on the surface, including the atmosphere. from suddenly experiencing a 1,000 MPH inertial velocity), he’s a lot more powerful than people give him credit for.
It could be an 800 number that redirects so the receiver picks up the tab. Not how it usually works, but this is Jeff, so…
Once upon a time, someone in England decided that shirt buttons were unsightly, and the necktie was born from the earlier cravat.Also, someone decided that black conveyed respectability, and who doesn’t want to seem respectable, so there went the bright colors that were in fashion through the early 1800s. Women could still have color in their dresses, but not too bright [and they paid for it with the thrice-damned corset (I like women and those things were torture devices and their inventor should have been beaten)].
You should sue your school – eggs have yolks, not yokes. But feel free to try to eat a yoke if you like, runny or not.
Well, this woman is a blonde, so we’re getting closer to Sheena the Jungle Girl from the dreams.
Maybe a little bit of weight training to build up some upper-body mass
When the alternative is 50% of your life in the dungeon…