In the State of Nature, life is solitary, mean, nasty, brutish, and short (said Hobbes). Also, birds poop on you.
Just be glad that cows don’t fly.
They would probably want a right not to be bashed to bits with sticks.
Life is merry, and then you die.
Standard for cartoon characters.
Lately, it’s just straight reporting. Satire became impossible sometime during the Reagan administration.
I think the point is tha you should have to pay more for health insurance if you’re too stupid and stubborn to get vaccinated.
COVID does cause impotence and lowered testosterone in a substantial percentage of men. So getting vaccinated does help protect one’s manhood, even if it doesn’t enlarge it.
Not to mention keeping a guy from, you know, dying.
Whenever somebody tells me they’re doing their own “research” on whether or not to take a COVID vaccine, I ask where they got their M.D. degree or PhD in cellular biology. So far, all of the crowd-sourced “research” I’ve heard of has consisted of reading a rumor on Facebook, and repeating the half of it they remember.
The Border Patrol has never followed that model. Its Golden Rule is “Never let others forget you have more power than they do.”