The cartoonist skips over any parts of the story he doesn’t have a joke for. It’s not an instructional manual for department store managers, it’s for entertainment purposes only.
Pants is overrated.
(Change YU to yu )
My brother gave me a titanium spork. It’s non-lethal in the right hands, but it’s also indestructible.
I want to adopt the phrase, “In the right hands, it’s non-lethal.”
The real Saint Nicholas lived in Asia Minor (now Turkey) in the 3rd and 4th centuries— long before tobacco was known in the Old World.
Of course, he might have picked up the habit during the last few centuries.
It’s comics license. Every detail doesn’t have to be 100% accurate.
It’s hips that don’t lie.
Yes, it’s only temporary.
A cashier at the supermarket told me whenever there’s a winter storm warning, there’s a run on ice cream and beer.
It’s the circle of life.