Just to recap: Antonio “Shark” Sharcane is a famous car thief. After Shark got a long prison sentence, he agreed to let Delray and Delray’s wife, Dana, adopt Shark’s son, Kenny.
As Shakespeare wrote, “Believe not everything thou readest on ye Internet.”
The “walk of shame” gets shorter all the time.
It’s fair to say that my pets “rescued” me more than once.
Isn’t that cute?
If she doesn’t have a big smile on her face, she gets criticized for that. If she does have one, people say the smile’s too big or it looks fake. This is the oppression of the American Bright Side cult. It’s applied double to women.
As my dear sister-in-law said, “I will settle for ‘not actively trying to kill us all.’”
Before 2016, just “not being a delusional psychopath” seemed like a low bar for being the head of a large country. But now it’s “Woohoo! Jump for joy! The president and vice president are decent humans!”
Before you ask: Yes, these are the same people who like to lecture us about “personal responsibility.” The very same.
The right-wing definition of “freedom” is “no personal consequences for any idiotic, destructive thing you want to do.”