I got a 6 pack of Cottenelle back in February and I still haven’t used half the pack yet. After seeing the empty shelves in Walmart this morning, I regret nothing
I feel for the old man. I’m also the last in my family to know things and when I’m not, it’s SUCH a good feeling!
Ok, so I take back what I said before: This guy is just a prick all around.
Ah, yes the essential douchebag coworker: Great with customers, total prick to everyone else.
The red hat was a nice touch.
American, so you’re not far off.
This is where people think I’m a monster: I don’t care what it does. Ducks are a dime a dozen and delicious. Same as chickens.
I’m half-French so while I understand how Americans can be horrified with the process, duck is a staple food in France so…y’know….shut the duck up and let us eat our foie gras. It’s duckin’ delicious!! (I’d do goose puns, but duck is funnier).
Don’t worry, kiddo. The live shows are always better than the videos anyways LOL
I’D give him free hugs. Pessimist or not, he’s still adorable.