Seriously? It would take you half that work to find a woman in the real world who would actually date you. What is the matter with guys like this?
Morticia Addams was far from a hooker. She was a great representation of motherhood at that time. Loyal, loving wife. Excellent mother. Caring employer. Voice of reason within the family. Within the narrow role women were allowed at the time, the character was exemplary.
If you’re trying to avoid a spanking that is the wrong position
Funny how Mom seems to forget that the very first functional word almost all of us learned was, “No.” I see at least three of those demands she could have ignored with a cheerful smile.
Amen! Rajni likes you. Ask her out. The end.
He can’t be with Susan, either. She is too messy. Doesn’t like kids and for all her bravada she continues to work for an abusive man and with an assistant who undermines her. Get yo ish together, Susan!
The air rights are included.
Um…hang on. If they have one daughter and two sons, why wouldn’t they shift the two boys in together and use one of their rooms? Especially since the older boy is so close to being shuffled out of the house anyway?
I have to stop reading the strip. I’m starting to genuinely despise Barney. That can’t be healthy.
Thank goodness she found out he was a joyless arrogant putz with no manners before she put any time into him!