Our Labs love mud. The cats, not so much.
IKR. Right not one of the Siameseses is telling my something about being short-changed on breakfast when I know I gave her half a kipper and the others got 1/4 of one.
Which Hot Pockets? The ones with plastic shards or melamine shards?
The day I got my MD was the day I stopped wearing a tie.
So why do I have to pay for channels that I don’t want and if I want one particular channel I have to buy a package that includes others I do not want? If cable TV is ever forced to go alá carte half of the channels would go off of the air.
Computers and the Internet were invented to make life better for humans. This is app would be a perfect birthday gift for my wife. Where can I get it? I am tired of that damn little bell.(jk)
I bought an extended warranty for a product. The week after the warranty expired the product crapped out. In the ensuing time from the original purpose the product line has increased and a better model is now cheaper that the original product, so I replaced a J-1700 with a J-3500 and again purchased a warranty. Murphy’s Law tells me that this new product will still crap out about week after the warranty expires. Physicists, astronomers and cosmologists are all looking for a Universal Law when it’s staring them right in the face. Douglas Adams was right about the perversity of the Universe.
Yes, it was until the 1950s.
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