I don’t know why people get so worried about children and nudity. It does children no harm at all to see what people look like without clothes. Indeed, there are still plenty of children who grow up in societies where very little clothing is worn, and they seem to survive.
The only thing that saved “Smokey and the Bandit” from an R rating was a truck air horn being blown over Jackie Gleason saying “f*** off.” You can see his lips saying it.
I suspect Shannon has seen people smoke unless she’s been kept inside and never allowed out. Grocery stores, fast food, hospitals, QT, any place people work will have designated smoking areas not far from entrances where smokers congregate. Also there are those stands to put the butts in before entering the building that are definitely not trash bins.
Dear little shannon ♡. This reminds me of when I was little and reading the indications in the TV guide I was reading heroism instead of eroticism because I didn’t understand what eroticism was.
You don’t necessarily notice that people don’t smoke on television anymore until you go back and watch reruns of a show like Perry Mason where everyone smoked like a cheap furnace.
Besides the fact that smoking is not a program warning for movies anywhere in the world, making this whole conversation ridiculous, Shannon knows what sex, nudity and swearing is, so why would they be uncomfortable with telling her what smoking is? Maybe they think it should be included as a warning for movies and they want to publish their personal opinion. Maybe they want us to believe that she has never seen anyone smoking, which is a really unbelievable stretch. Maybe they visited an Amish town on Saturday and have decided to incorporate those values into their comic. Hard to say what it is when they miss the mark by this far.
My parents were at one time both smokers. But they gave it up when I was young. And I never saw them with a cigarette again. As my Dad said “I’ve smoked since I was thirteen; that’s long enough.”
A movie will be R Rated for Violence, language or sex. I don’t mind the nudity and sex, not too bothered by language, but I cannot watch anything too violent.
Shannon knows all about sex, nudity and swearing from the one time she walked in on Toni and Brad in bed. If she would have let them finish the act, she might have witnessed them smoking too. : )
I know I am in the minority on this, but I wish movies could be made without “nudity” and “bedroom scenes” and “bad words” and “unneeded love interests” and take out the filler stuff and put in more what the movie is geared for. The movie might be 20 minutes in length and make no money but for today’s people with short attention spans it would be a bonus!!!
In Arthur C. Clarke’s The Ghost From the Grand Banks, there’s a character who has made zillions of dollars by devising a process to remove, digitally, smoking from old movies. In the story, by that future time, smoking had become so rare, and considered so abhorrent, that audiences watching a scene featuring some people smoking would be unable to concentrate on the dialog because they were so aware—or titillated or horrified or disgusted—by the smoking.
(As I recall, the other zillionaire got rich by devising a universal solution to the Y2K problem…)
We’ve never prevented our child from watching stuff with sex and nudity in it. That’s just natural human behavior. We’re more concerned about gratuitious depictions of cruelty and gore.
Namrepus over 2 years ago
It’s something you’re going to start doing over both of our dead bodies.
Tyge Premium Member over 2 years ago
They learn early. 8^ (
DaJellyBelly over 2 years ago
LOL
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
Since when do R movies include smoking? I’ve not seen an R movie nor plan on seeing one.
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
i am sure Shannon has seeen it all!
Robin Harwood over 2 years ago
I don’t know why people get so worried about children and nudity. It does children no harm at all to see what people look like without clothes. Indeed, there are still plenty of children who grow up in societies where very little clothing is worn, and they seem to survive.
jea9hrkr over 2 years ago
Hilarious – implying that Shannon already knows about the other stuff!!!!
rklynch over 2 years ago
They’ll just watch that one later when Shannon goes to bed…..
Rhetorical_Question over 2 years ago
Smoking is “R” rated.
Joe1962 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Ahuehuete over 2 years ago
FWIW, plenty of people still smoke in the real world, though perhaps not in the places where Shannon gets to go.
Z-bert over 2 years ago
Funny, she only wanted to know about smoking.
kauri44 over 2 years ago
In some countries it’s violence that makes a movie unsuitable for children.
Brdshtt Premium Member over 2 years ago
Smoking: When you stick something in your face and set fire to it.
Cheapskate0 over 2 years ago
Just remember, once again, Shannon never goes home.
Unless you consider Brad and Toni as Shannon’s home.
Calliope over 2 years ago
Shannon’s haircut gets worse with every appearance. Send help!
OldsVistaCruiser over 2 years ago
The only thing that saved “Smokey and the Bandit” from an R rating was a truck air horn being blown over Jackie Gleason saying “f*** off.” You can see his lips saying it.
jmarkoff2 over 2 years ago
Ah, kids must be kept sheltered from the beauty of the natural human body and its functions!But smoking is a monster.
C over 2 years ago
Smoking is more dastardly than those other things
hersheyjgm over 2 years ago
I suspect Shannon has seen people smoke unless she’s been kept inside and never allowed out. Grocery stores, fast food, hospitals, QT, any place people work will have designated smoking areas not far from entrances where smokers congregate. Also there are those stands to put the butts in before entering the building that are definitely not trash bins.
whahoppened over 2 years ago
Don’t both answer at once!
Mordock999 Premium Member over 2 years ago
“Smoking” is something that often precedes the word “Hot,” Shannon.
Plus it’s also something you’re not allowed to do anymore, ANYWHERE.
And it sometimes can be found on the water, according to the guys in Deep Purple.
dadoctah over 2 years ago
Q: What’s smoking?
A: The pretty lady.
me_the_polish_gull over 2 years ago
Ooh… haven’t seen THAT coming…
beb01 over 2 years ago
Actually, she asks a good question.
Denver Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
How times have changed- they’re more likely to mention smoking than language.
Aladar30 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Dear little shannon ♡. This reminds me of when I was little and reading the indications in the TV guide I was reading heroism instead of eroticism because I didn’t understand what eroticism was.
ewaldoh over 2 years ago
ATTENTION:
“Smoking” in this case is not used as a verb; it’s an adverb/adjective depending on what Toni interrupted from Brad’s continuation …
Meg: All Seriousness Aside over 2 years ago
“Smoking is where you pay someone to let you kill yourself slowly.”
Susan00100 over 2 years ago
Toni is “smoking”—at least to Brad.
;-)
BlitzMcD over 2 years ago
Best thing that kid ever said! If it has fallen so far out of favor that she ask to ask what it is, then that is a good sign.
Susan00100 over 2 years ago
I correctly guesses yesterday that Shannon would be in the Sunday strip.
At least she’s behaving herself today.
BTW, how many kids her age watch the horror films on “Svenghooli” (Saturdays, 8-10 PM ET on MeTV)?
Betcha they’re more traumatizing than R-rated movies!!
Chris over 2 years ago
does this mean she knows what thee other stuff is?
cdillon85 over 2 years ago
We never had to explain smoking in my family. I had to explain why I didn’t take it up.
Mr. Organization over 2 years ago
Today’s comic is very accurate.
Ellis97 over 2 years ago
Well Shannon, smoking is very unhealthy and it can kill you. So, do not do it.
Jim over 2 years ago
It’s A Comic Strip, people…. get ahold of reality. Honestly…..
LawrenceS over 2 years ago
You don’t necessarily notice that people don’t smoke on television anymore until you go back and watch reruns of a show like Perry Mason where everyone smoked like a cheap furnace.
Same2Ubuddy over 2 years ago
Hopefully tomorrow we’ll get back to something more interesting. Maybe Bernice could streak across the room in front of Gunther and Ox or something.
ctolson over 2 years ago
In other words, she knows what all the other ones are.
USlackr Premium Member over 2 years ago
That was pretty funny
Carol from CT over 2 years ago
Hmmm, Shannon knows about sex and swearing, it’s just smoking that’s a “What?”….
comic reader 22 over 2 years ago
Besides the fact that smoking is not a program warning for movies anywhere in the world, making this whole conversation ridiculous, Shannon knows what sex, nudity and swearing is, so why would they be uncomfortable with telling her what smoking is? Maybe they think it should be included as a warning for movies and they want to publish their personal opinion. Maybe they want us to believe that she has never seen anyone smoking, which is a really unbelievable stretch. Maybe they visited an Amish town on Saturday and have decided to incorporate those values into their comic. Hard to say what it is when they miss the mark by this far.
mourdac Premium Member over 2 years ago
Maybe one day little kids can ask the same about gun violence.
kv450 over 2 years ago
Looking forward to the day when no one knows what smoking is.
rshive over 2 years ago
My parents were at one time both smokers. But they gave it up when I was young. And I never saw them with a cigarette again. As my Dad said “I’ve smoked since I was thirteen; that’s long enough.”
JonnyT over 2 years ago
The demon child was actually funny today. Will wonders never cease?
tcayer over 2 years ago
Tobacco companies pay to have characters smoke. Movies set in modern times have no other reason to show it.
57-Don over 2 years ago
It’s what old people call vaping
Decepticomic over 2 years ago
Fair question in this day and age. Vaping, she probably knows.
dadlivonia over 2 years ago
they need to lock the bedroom door
KEA over 2 years ago
One of the biggest changes in my life is from the smoking 50s to the non-smoking now. (that and mens’ hats to hatless)
locake over 2 years ago
A movie will be R Rated for Violence, language or sex. I don’t mind the nudity and sex, not too bothered by language, but I cannot watch anything too violent.
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
She’s already seen the rest at home…….
locake over 2 years ago
Shannon is lucky she has never been exposed to smoking.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 2 years ago
Childhood innocence doesn’t seem to exist anymore.
Vinali over 2 years ago
I like the only word she questions is “smoking” lol
locake over 2 years ago
Shannon knows all about sex, nudity and swearing from the one time she walked in on Toni and Brad in bed. If she would have let them finish the act, she might have witnessed them smoking too. : )
w16521 over 2 years ago
Yeah Brad is surprised by Shannon’s choice of question.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom over 2 years ago
It’s smoking that she notices, when sex, and nudity are involved?
dbradway1 over 2 years ago
Yeah, remember the good old days when everyone had a cigarette in his/her hand?
timbob2313 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Now if he had said Vaping, she would most likely know what he was talking about
Ahuehuete over 2 years ago
Since she knows what the others are, perhaps they should have cut the cord a long time ago. Too late now, the cow is out of the barn.
I'm Sad over 2 years ago
I know I am in the minority on this, but I wish movies could be made without “nudity” and “bedroom scenes” and “bad words” and “unneeded love interests” and take out the filler stuff and put in more what the movie is geared for. The movie might be 20 minutes in length and make no money but for today’s people with short attention spans it would be a bonus!!!
Johnnyrico over 2 years ago
I don’t know very many people who smoke cigarettes or cigars… But I know far more people who smoke cannabis.…
txmystic over 2 years ago
Too true…
mindjob over 2 years ago
The movie is rated LSMFT
rick92040 over 2 years ago
Cancer sticks.
Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Inhaling the by-products of burning tobacco. This country was founded on that and the slave labour used to cultivate that.
DG over 2 years ago
I really wish Toni would get over her insecurities about having a child. She will make an great mother when she is ready.
Scoutmaster77 over 2 years ago
Uh oh…
tubamac Premium Member over 2 years ago
1965 smoking. I was five years! My dad Quit too! I hate smoking.
sisterea over 2 years ago
Touche
GaryCooper over 2 years ago
Shannon is a very lucky kid, if she really doesn’t know what smoking is.
GaryCooper over 2 years ago
I’ve seen notes on movies that said “Rated R due to language.” Apparently, there are people who will watch only wordless movies.
Another common disclaimer is “Adult Situations,” which I take to mean the film includes people talking about their mortgages and interest rates.
Brdshtt Premium Member over 2 years ago
Interesting thing is, the Federal Government funded anti – smoking campaigns while at the same time, subsidized tobacco farmers.
MCProfessor over 2 years ago
She’s got sex and nudity covered.
Kenezg over 2 years ago
Hahahaha…..that was pretty funny…
hofus1000 over 2 years ago
What’s the punchline? That little kids know what nudity is but not smoking? How is that a joke?
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 2 years ago
“… I’m well acquainted with the rest.”
T Smith over 2 years ago
Sadly, today’s kids know what smoking is.
klloyd090 Premium Member over 2 years ago
I hate Shannon. Please get rid of her and bring back Lindy. I loved that she called Puddles Puzzles. Honestly, Shannon is the opposite of cute.
Uncle Bob over 2 years ago
Yikes!
BlueKnight1966 over 2 years ago
Toni. Toni is smoking.
eladee AKA Wally over 2 years ago
Shannon is a sign of modern times today.
UnklGene over 2 years ago
cosman over 2 years ago
Need a light..? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MI94o8EU4U
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 2 years ago
Smoking also called hammering the nails in your coffin. Swearing doesn’t hurt you and neither does sex so…
bakana over 2 years ago
She’s already seen her Father doing all those other things.
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
The Brat irritates me, and I know it’s bad of me to say this, but (at leeast rhetorically) would somebody please smoke Shannon?!
198.23.5.11 over 2 years ago
Humphrey Bogart was famous for never being without a cigarette.
But he died of lung cancer and weighed less than 100 pounds at the end.
daddo52 over 2 years ago
She knows what everything is but smoking? Wow I must say that is surprising until you remember TJ lived there for awhilr
Serenade over 2 years ago
I’ve never seen Cruella, but someone was telling me they cut out her cigarette. That seems way too iconic to be cut out…
cherns Premium Member over 2 years ago
In Arthur C. Clarke’s The Ghost From the Grand Banks, there’s a character who has made zillions of dollars by devising a process to remove, digitally, smoking from old movies. In the story, by that future time, smoking had become so rare, and considered so abhorrent, that audiences watching a scene featuring some people smoking would be unable to concentrate on the dialog because they were so aware—or titillated or horrified or disgusted—by the smoking.
(As I recall, the other zillionaire got rich by devising a universal solution to the Y2K problem…)
amatulic about 2 years ago
We’ve never prevented our child from watching stuff with sex and nudity in it. That’s just natural human behavior. We’re more concerned about gratuitious depictions of cruelty and gore.
DevilDog2001 Premium Member about 1 year ago
It’s yucky, dangerous, and off-putting. That’s all you need to know.