Now look, I’ve given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don’t, but they do, and that’s what’s so cool about them. There’s a sensuous thing going on where you don’t talk about it, but you know it, she knows it.
If I was the kind of person who would use any excuse to make a lame pun, I might say something like, “What did Puddles do when he was standing next to another dog? He did some parallel barking.” Thankfully, I’m no like that.
If she really wants to attract the guys, call it a “toe job.”