To the Oscar Mayer bologna jingle:
Scientists have a way
Of messing around with DNA!
As a kid, I parodied the jingle like this:
Oh, I wish I had Oscar Mayer’s wiener
Then all the girls would be in love with me!
I have a meme on my phone of a dachshund wearing chain mail. It says, “Hot dogs, Armoured hot dogs!”
But you can tuna fish – use the scales!
Or Fox News.
Just in time for the Philadelphia Chinese Lantern Festival.
What I don’t understand is that socks & underwear come in resealable bags, but potato chips don’t.
By the way, I was emitting some rather foul winds!
As a former Navy civilian employee, thank you very much!
I studied the history of the Third Reich in college. The parallels between them and MAGA are beyond petrifying.
To the Oscar Mayer bologna jingle:
Scientists have a way
Of messing around with DNA!