Once a spider challenged Garfield to swat him and declared his sacrifice would be celebrated. Later in a spider classroom, a spider teacher asked, "Students, why do we celebrate “National Stupid Day?”…on Veteran’s Day. Mr. Davis later apologized for the bad timing, which can’t be the case here; just the emergency number. Otherwise we should have switched it to ‘999’ like Britain uses…but then the terrorists win.
I remember when the skeleton was found. One of my colleagues at work mentioned it. Not having the heart to tell him I had already heard that, I said, “Richard III? ‘Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of York’? That Richard III?” He said, “Yeah.” I replied, “Cool.”
Don’t shoot the messenger, team.